bkk barney

50,000baht for a company? i wouldnt use ur lawyer astral

dogs understand the tone of the word, ie as in angry or welcoming, ie if hes just niked the steak off ur plate he is going to understand"come here u little foking bastard so i can beat u to death", so the best bet when u want to beat it to death is to get another steak and hold it out enticingly to the dog while smiling, then when hes close enough u got him, also if its a small dog it maybe worth throwing the steak when hes close enough into the sack in ur other hand, hey presto hes inside, u tie up the sack and off down to the seaside for the sacks swimming lesson

now with car or bike u can register it in ur name even if ur on a tourist visa.

land or house buy in a company name, car buy in your own name or the company name, own names better if u want to cross borders.

visa if ur over 50 i believe with 800,000baht in a thai bank u can just get a yearly multi entry, loads of visa stuff in the visa section here

as u can see the quality is a lot better the more kb u get on a pic

ps sorry admin, i would be grateful if u could resize it slightly

heres one that has been brought down to 200kb

heres a pic i took at about 50 kb

its mainly to be used for good quality pics to be posted on the internet, so tewll me wots the best and wots the worst 

perhaps if you gave us a clue as to which type of environment you plan on using the camera most often... we could better advise you?

am i right in assuming that your favourite locations will be those that are dimly lit, have flashing neon lights, pulsating hypnotic music & are smokey & noisy?

harry.

pls, there are no neon lights in my bedroom

darlek i believe all can just be connected to usb now.

scampy, i like my camera, its me mate who wants to buy a new one

mozie man its easier to downgrade a pic than try to upgrade a pic, also hdd space isnt a problem

Dysfunctional men, however, have to pay bargirls.

I've come to expect better from you than this.

Dysfunctional men have also been known to pay for bar boys aswell pb

actually noi is still happily married

When you return to Farangland with a new Thai wife, integrating her into your social circle can sometimes present a bit of a challenge – particularly if she's enjoyed a colourful life. Two years ago, a friend of mine arranged his Thai wife’s social debut – and she certainly made a big impression.

Wisely, he'd married a girl his own age but, like many Asian women, Noi looked much younger than she actually was. Their relationship was a happy one but he still felt anxious about the reception they would get from his friends and their farang wives. Cooking was Noi’s strong suit so they decided to invite everyone over for a meal.

The Thai menu was carefully chosen to appeal to farang tastes. Naturally, the male dinner guests were secretly hoping that Noi would emerge from the kitchen in thigh-boots with a <deleted>-full of ping pong balls but their disappointment was largely offset by the quality of the food she’d prepared.

Noi smiled a lot but was too shy to join the conversation. To draw her out of her shell, the farang wives praised her food – but they also advised her that it was a little too spicy. With half a bottle of red wine inside her, the hostess finally decided to speak – and she gave the farang girls some advice in return.

"Good food, good suck, good ######, good sex and your husband not leave you" she explained.

The stunned silence was quickly replaced by laughter and the ice was well and truly broken. The farang wives weren’t laughing quite as hard as their husbands but they felt certain that their own men looked for different things in a woman. Two years later, however, Noi is the only one still married.

toyota trucks in pattaya start from just over 500,000baht but then u got all the add ons and insurance etc, if u gonna live in pattaya then buy the truck in pattaya, ie warranty work and registration etc is much easier.

looks like the canon is out of the running

nikon we kicked out a few days ago unfortuneately cshehan

sony has the zeis lense which i didnt know b4

Sony Cybershot DSC-T11 Specification

Sensor 5.1 Megapixel effective Super HAD™ CCD Image Sensor

Lens Carl Zeiss™ Vario Tessar 3X Optical Zoom Lens (38~114mm 35mm equivalent), f3.5~4.4

Digital Zoom Selectable 2X Precision Digital zoom, (6X total) and 1.3X (3M), 2X (1M), 4X (VGA) Smart Zoom, (up to 12X total)

Focusing Five area Multi-point Auto Focus, with AF Illuminator low light focusing assist

Noise Reduction Clear Color and Clear Luminance Noise Reduction, Slow Shutter NR subtractive noise reduction for long exposures

Exposure Auto, Program Auto Exposure modes; Auto Shutter range 1 ~1/1000 sec; Auto aperture f3.5, f5.6, f8

Metering 49 Segment Multi-pattern measuring exposure system and Spot meter modes

Flash 4 Mode flash (Auto/On/Off/Slow Synchro.), TTL Pre-flash metering, red-eye reduction selectable in all modes

White Balance Auto White Balance with 6 selectable presets (Auto, Daylight, Cloudy, Fluorescent, Incandescent and Flash)

Scene Mode Scene Mode w/8 presets (Twilight, Portrait, Landscape, Snow, Beach, High Sp Shutter, Fireworks, Magnifying)

Histogram Live Histogram display in record and playback modes

Resolution 5MP (2592x1944), 3:2 5MP (2592x1768), 3MP (2048x1536), 1MP (1280x960), VGA (640x480) picture sizes

Image Modes JPEG (Fine/Standard), Voice Memo and E-Mail still image modes

Multi-shot Modes 4 Shot 2.5fps Burst mode, 3 Shot Auto-exposure Bracketing with 1/3, 2/3, 1 EV (stop) adjustable increments

Movie Modes 3 MPEG Movie modes (w/audio) – Video mail (160x112), VX Std (640x480 16fps) and VX Fine (640x480, 30fps, requires Memory Stick PRO™ Duo media). EX (EXtended) clip length limited only by capacity of media.

LCD Display 2.5” 211k Pixel LCD; Transflective design reflects ambient light for increased brightness

Driver USB driver for Microsoft® Windows® 98 / 98SE / Me / 2000 Pro, XP Home / Pro, Macintosh® OS 8.5.1 / 8.6 / 9.0 / 9.1 / 9.2 / 10

Weight 161g without battery

Dimension 102.5 x 60 x 17.3mm

i got to admit i do like samsung products, they are great value for money

stumonster, i dont think the lenses come out, my samsung i had the choice of the samsung lense which was about 5,000baht cheaper, ahh ok i have thought about ur post, maybe the sony can come with a zeiss lense, now that would be a good camera, bbl got to do another google

ok i have narrowed it down to 3 cameras, i have the samsung v4 with the sneider lense, this is a great camera and suits me fine, but me mate wants to buy a camera and my knowledge of digital cameras is pretty limited to say the least, so as i said, i have narrowed it down to a choice of 3 and hopefully some posters here have owned one or more of these cameras and have some comments on them.

Samsung Digimax V50

5.0 Mega pixels, Movie w/ Voice, Multi Memory Card Slot, Rotating 2.0

21,590 Baht

Sony CyberShot DSC-T11

5.1 MegaPixel CCD, 12X Digital/3X Optical Zoom, Movie VX Mode with Audio,

Memory Stick Duo/PRO, 2.5" LCD

20,990 Baht

Canon PowerShot A95

5.0 MegaPixel CCD, Optical Zoom 3x, Movie Mode, 1.8" LCD

16,890 Baht

its mainly to be used for good quality pics to be posted on the internet, so tewll me wots the best and wots the worst

(but not a big deal unless one is on a bus or taxi like yourself, Steve)

I always know I've won an argument with Heng when he has to resort to speculations about my economic mode of life!

But to get back on topic, though my initial sympathies are with the dead people (they ARE the dead people, after all!) I've met enough reelly stoopid people here to know that one has to learn to full story.

Think the guy's actually going to do any time or lose his job?

"Steven"

hehehheheh

I consider everything i've read in the newspapers (Thai and UK) to be rubbish. I fear we will never find out what really happened.

unfortuneately, as the only living witness is the policeman, and he has a pretty good understanding of the law, im pretty sure he will make up a good story.

ie the boyfriend was driving the car chasing his galfriend, policeman in the passenger seat, boyfriend runs over galfriend then grabs policemens gun and shoots her, policemen then gets the gun back and in the struggle shot the boyfriend, by then its probably too late to take swabs from the boyfriends hands, and im sure all his fellow police buddies will go along with this version of a story.

still we can all hope that justice will prevail but i for one doubt it...

heng does like to imply that teachers and ppl of that ilk have no money and lead worthless lives, still heng used to be an english teacher so im sure hes right

big c has some that open from both sides, not sure how that works though as i would have thought the door would fall off

doesnt sound to good

more symptoms

its a well documented fact that harry is in putney and suffers from ginger hair.

where as the captain is an aussie and suffers from his prostrate.

the only thing these 2 have in common is their love of lady men, yes i know a lot of us find this absolutely disgusting, and yes i am ashamed that harry is a fellow english person who i have been lucky enough to not meet, obviously us normal posters dont meet up with aussies, so we should thank our lucky stars...

if their sh*t stank there would be no way in the world they would eat durian

nems.

i reckon its time for u to add jesus into the thread

lovethailandlongtime, the police nor immigration will not get involved as it is too small an amount, if u feel the bike owner is justified in claiming such a large amount then pay him when u get back, if u dont want to pay him then try not to meet him again.

i just bought all new body panels for one of my bikes, ok its only a 125cc, but with parts labour and stickers it was less than 5,000baht, thats from front mudgaurd upto light casing..the whole lot..