windas

Hi guys Are you sure it was a slap, as it was done with the left hand and most people are right handed and would automatically use that. Cheers windas

Hi tontong7 There is no blacklist for trivial things. As others have explained, you have to be a criminal or an over stayer to have entry refused. How is the girl going to know when you return or where you visit. She is full of bull<deleted>, so don't correspond and come back and have a good time. You unfortunately picked up a tainted pussy who may have pulled the same trick previously. Don't judge all the girls by the bad one you encountered. Come and have a great time. Cheers windas

Hi guys I'm 77 now and have had three molar implants over last two years and don't regret it. One in UK @ £2400 (100k bt) and two in Thailand @ 50,000baht each. It's painless, have to wait three months for the bone to heal round the rawplug (implant) before the crown is fitted. UK dentists are a total rip off now days. BUPA dentist wanted £1100 (46000bt) for a crown whereas in Pattaya 9500bt. I had a bridge replaced in Thailand for 24000bt. I didn't bother to ask a UK dentist how much. It would have been more than a business class return flight to UK return. Happy days

Hi Guys My sister in law has a fridge/freezer that will not freeze. The heat is dissipated via the sides of the cabinet. She insists on covering it with a blanket to make it look nice therefore no heat dissipation. But she is unable to understand the theory of the refrigeration process. So never buys frozen food.

Hi guys My Thai wife and I went on holiday to Egypt a few years back. Arrived at the airport, whilst in the imo queue there were agents running about to get the visa pronto for you for a nominal fee of about 400bt probably shared with IO. I can't remember if we had to pay for visa on arrival.

Hi guys Never bothered to get Thai licence in 30 years, just usually show UK licence. But this year got stopped in North Saturn road by a Copper who tried to commit suicide on my bonnet. The only thing he got me on was I had no IDP. He flashed an old trampled one from a Baltic country he'd nicked off of somebody. Negotiated tea money down from 5k to 1k. Then I was up country caught in a road block and plod asked for IDP. Talked my way out of that one as I was holding up the queue. Maybe they are now checking for IDP as a new ruse for tea money extraction. Happy days.

Hi guys My Thai wife gets things stolen in 4-5* hotels. Money from handbags, new underwear from unlocked suitcases seems to be worst. Mainly by Burma maids. Never had any problems with modern room safes. I should have called the police really as the hotels don't give a monkeys. But the loss was less than the the bib tea money. Sunny days ahead.

Hi guys What I fail to understand is that a shot into the air has to come back down again with a high volocity. All over the world millions of shots are fired upwardly, yet one doesn't hear of anyone getting hurt on thier return. Happy days

Hi Guys It is a problem to get love from a beautiful young western girl when one is in the late 50s and divorced. I married a Thai gal of 38 who was dumped by her Finish boyfriend. Early days a culture shock in UK. But 20 years on still good looking we are like any other couple, have our ups and downs. You can take a girl out of Thailand, but it's impossible to remove Thailand from the girl and family. Marrying any female is a challenge, pot luck really. Happy days

Hi guys It would appear that all the political parties have missed the opportunity of forming a democratic government, whether it be good or bad. That would take the country out of the clutches of the military for the time being. Then there would be another opportunity for another election without the interference of the military. Unfortunately Thais are thier own worst enemies by failing to understand politics and thinking of the country as a whole instead of themselves. The upper crust control the money and that won't change. Happy days windas

Hi guys Went through Bangkok BKK airport recently and they said they don't sell the single carton of GV anymore. So had to buy a wrapped two carton @ 2800 baht. I have the feeling that's not true, they had just ran out. They don't display tabacco anymore, hide in a cupboard at the fringes. The problem is, that's double the UK customs allowance. cheers Windas

Hi guys What ever the crime, money in the hand will normally make it disappear. Putting young underpaid conscripts in a situation where they can be bribed is is a non starter, just makes things worse as the higher ups will want the bung.

Hi hi guys I find this to be true . . .the quiet ones have big money and the ones with big mouths have little money. People with large assets and income rarely disclose it. Happy days. .Windas

By the way try JP Emerald hotel, booked through Agoda

Hi guys The yasothon festival has been moved to start 19th May because of the conflict with the election. I know this because the hotel sent an email to move the room booking. It's a great festival see you there. Happy days Johnny windas