Joebuzz

Bottom line?  Thailand is a rippoff!

The rats?  Gonna have to nuke.

If yer gonna cut your wrist, the shower is the only place to do it if you want it to be easy to clean up.  He was being kind to those that found him.  Life...................down the drain.  Hope it was all good before that day!

1 minute ago, Saan said:

Nothing new about this except a name change. Fifty years ago they were called hippies.

BS Saan, 50 years ago this hippie was making 10 grand a month selling pot.

On 4/26/2017 at 9:24 PM, Destiny1990 said:

Since u be moving out soon why are u complaining  about not been able to own stuff?By the way u can own many things sorry u seem the be joking around.

Not complaining about "not" being able to own anything.  I'm stating that I refused to OWN anything.  I rented everything once I realized that even the women weren't worth OWNING.  Most are for RENT.  Now, I'm gone but I've got things to say about my wasted 3 years.  And please, learn to use whole words.  Your grammar is childish.

19 hours ago, Destiny1990 said:

Mate stop talking about usa.u could not even locate Thailand on a map under ur nose.Thailand also has civil courts duh!

Sorry Matey, but I have to admit that after 3 years being an AMERICAN doing my best to retire in Thailand, I said <deleted> It.  I wouldn't even buy a scooter and found that the only way to have ANYTHING was to RENT EVERYTHING.  I found nothing worth OWNING.  At this point, I wish I wouldn't have wasted 3 years of my life.

Dang, I'm sure glad they put the 15" base light poles in the 36" sidewalk on the Beach Road at Jomtien at Alley 12 so that only humans could run into them.  Them engineers are just forever thinking!  Not only that, if you actually bump into one you've only got a 2 foot drop off the edge into the sand, unlike the rest of the boardwalk.

On 4/21/2017 at 8:38 AM, wakeupplease said:

Farangs love to die here I wonder why

RIP

Because they left somewhere called home where they were worked to death just to make ends meet and thought they were going someplace economical where the people actually liked them and found out it's just another hell.

He'll win an Oscar...posthumously.

No Shit!

That's really odd.  I saw a baht bus stop on Beach Road in Jomtien around 1pm one afternoon, step up to the wall around Soi 9, start pissing on the wall as a tourist, his wife and two children were walking down the sidewalk towards him.  You'd think he'd at least have waited until they walked by...nope, just keep on pissing away on the wall letting it run across the sidewalk.  He was also the only vehicle parked within 30 meters in either direction making it a total spectacle.  Opps, I guess it was the tourists that would've been beaten up for saying anything.

Long ago social scientists stated that the world could only support, indefinately, about 2.5 to 3 billion people.  They should have started aerial spraying birth control 30 years ago.  Fortunately, I won't live much longer and when I reincarnate I'm going to a different place because this one is hell for a better one and I'm pretty sure that one is hell for an even better one.  Yep, I'm upwardly mobile.

They need these subs desperately so that after a few more years of military rule, and boats are leaving full of refugees, they can torpedo them and put it on the news.

I did just as you asked...I left.  Not to return.  It appears that the "LOS", Land of Smiles, to me, should be re-stated to Liars of Siam.  Yep, got tired of it.  Bye. PS: Thailand w#18 for best places to retire in 2016.  By 2018 it should be around #25.

So who are they going to use to install the screen doors?

After three years here I have learned that being Thai means never having to say 'I'm sorry' for anything bigger that a spilt beer.  2 weeks to go.

On 3/25/2017 at 8:05 AM, catman20 said:

Perens Kisted, 41 life has been hard for this man he looks 61

He IS actually 41......with 20 years experience.

So......remove all the "free" shade and, since you  really can't/shouldn't swim in the water, I suppose one would be forced to rent a shaded chair?

Dang, I thought the red lights were advertising and have been disappointed when there wasn't a  lady leaning on the lamppost.

I will only say that in three years, after being warned, I WILL NOT, under any circumstances, be in the sea here.

All they need to do is declare the Temple a sanctuary city and it' s all good!

How is this news?  He's not using a weapon to take people's money.  It's not even extortion.  In your country do you feel to give money to every person that asks for some?  Did any of you actually look at his gas gauge?  ROTFLMAO !

Sister Rock Island, Marathon Florida

Yes stament, they do. The make the bridge lightyer.