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This poor bloke obviously has mental health issues and needs to be given the appropriate care.

I agree your girlfriend is non stop 🤠

Whoever controls the money, controls the world. I’m all for keeping cash alive!

What a plonker

It should be ok but check with the airline to be sure. it’s usually flying to some countries you’re not a citizen off that requires 6 months validity.

Maybe he didn’t recognize the larger hands and thought he was in for a ride of a lifetime.. but instead maybe he realized he was instead going to be ridden! 🤠

It must be the SAME software company who makes the taxi meters.

5 years in Jail + ban from flying for life

Is that is the best AI can do, my job is safe.

ahh....the barber looks much better now.

If it’s for proof of funds there are specific criteria stated in the government issued manuals. I sent in an application last year and from memory the statement should have name of account holder and logo of financial institution. A downloaded statement can be used but it’s meant to be then stamped as genuine in branch. However I sent in about 10 months of bank issued statements and two downloaded pages for missing months (I had to show 12 months statements) without stamping those and no questions were asked. if I were you I would read the additional instructions in detail. you can also use a bank book etc as alternative. Read the chapters about bank statement evidence requirements, here’s the link: https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/6511a4dc2f404b0014c3d89e/1.7+-+Financial+requirement.pdf Bottom line is you might get away with a download but do you want to risk it for sake of losing a bit of interest. Incidentally if my bank didn’t issue a statement I wouldn’t use them.

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Who ya gonna call...? ...Bumgun busters!!!

I was going to say ‘plonkers’ but what you said as well.

My wife if from a farming background life, she didn’t goto uni, she speaks 4 languages and reads three. I also get by in Thai. Incidentally we both are from poor backgrounds, we built a business together and we’re now both quite wealthy compared to some. So much for the stereotypical narrow minded views of some westerners.