This is facebook meme circulating, but as a Florida native who has also lived in Thailand, I think it is hilarious. When I started driving in Thailand, my friends told me the four rules for Thai driving-
First one there wins,
There are two speeds on Thai roads - wide open and stop,
If it happens on the road in front of you it is your problem, if it happens behind you it is their problem - if someone swerves in front of you, deal with it, but if you cut off 4 lanes of traffic, its ok because that is for the car behind you to deal with,
If your car will physically fit in any space then it is ok for it to be there - that is why there are 6 lanes of traffic on a 3 lane road.
The fifth unwritten rule is that if there is an accident and you are not Thai, it is your fault.
I am now in houston, and after driving here i prefer driving in Thailand. Houstonians drive like either they are the only ones on the road or they are in second place on the last lap at Talladega.