Pattaya is a sleazy, perverted run down giant slum ruled by corrupt, stupid racist Thais and filled to the brim with cheap smelly Indians, predatory Africans, violent Swiss, drunk Brits, Ladyboys, free spending Koreans, weed, booze, low lifes, brutal Russians, dildos, bjs, filth, rats, gangs, rip offs and general stench of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Anyone have a hotel recommendation?