FriscoKid

NFG

All Aboard!

Bob set sail on a sturdy ship, From Thailand's shores on a daring trip. A cargo crew, both fierce and gay, Their passion bright as the light of day. Captain Thai, with a smile so sly, Led the crew under the starlit sky. Their nights alive with touch and kiss, In secret corners, they found bliss. Bob, at first, a bit unsure, Found his desires start to stir. In the embrace of a sailor's arm, He felt the heat, the urgent charm. Bodies tangled in moonlight's glow, Whispers soft, desires slow. In cabins close, with breath so sweet, Where flesh and fervor gladly meet. Days of toil, and nights of lust, In every touch, a sacred trust. Bob's hands roamed on sun-kissed skin, In the dance of love, they'd all begin. With every wave, the ship did rock, To the rhythm of their fervent lock. Moans and laughter filled the air, In the ship's embrace, they didn't care. Through storms they sailed, their bond so tight, In love's embrace through day and night. As England's shores came into view, Bob knew his heart, and desires too. On that ship, so bold and free, Bob found love in its raw decree. For amidst the sea, and stars above, He tasted freedom, and boundless love.

I once travelled from Thailand to the UK aboard a trans-national cargo ship named "The Ladyboy". It was quite a stiff ride on some rather rough seas. Half the time I was bent over the bow feeling stuffed. Lot's of cockups along the way and I would say the whole thing was a pretty hairy experience. Not to mention that it cost me more than expected. So at the end of it all I felt pretty screwed. Wouldn't recommend it as you could come away getting totally back-doored and jerked around.

I think you've definitely taken the wrong approach here. I suggest you get naked and cover yourself with as many of these filthy little roaches as you can and then see if you can get them to include you in a group session. Just think of all the money you will be able to save after that when not having to go onto all the paid porn sites anymore to get your rocks off.

He had already been spotted by people in the crowd who were shouting at the SS. In a way he’s lucky he even got 8 shots off before being taken out. He shouldn’t have even gotten one shot off in a high security situation like that, right? In fact, amazing he even got on the roof with a rifle without being shot first.

Nukes and hand grenades too.

150 yards and 1” off and still hit the side of the head. Possibly wind, trees. Not too bad.

Jina!

Trump rallies are a big bang aren't they?

Teflon Don

Oy vey.

And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning at these rally sites?

Criminal courtrooms appear to be safer than outdoor rallies.

Diaper Don

Thankfully his thick diapers cushioned his fall.

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters.” 😳

New campaign slogan: "I got shot for you!" 🤦🏻‍♂️

“Very fine people, on both sides.”

Go to a Trump rally, get killed. Better stay home!

He's a vulnerable public liability. His family will should urge him to drop out.

Oh Covfefe!

The 4" thick layer of orange face paint saved him. It's bullet proof!

Trump should rest and recover. No more rallies. Too dangerous. Putting the lives of his supporters at risk too. 1 supporter dead and another in critical condition. Not good. Dropping out of the race would be the safest and best thing for everyone.