Stressed Eric

ok Homer Simpson. Eric.

It isn't. But I bet my bottom dollar I have been here longer than you and have paid more tax here than most locals. Eric.

Rather have a blow up doll. Eric.

That's not real, it's AI. Eric.

Stockholm is great at Christmas. Eric.

Dude sounds like a simp. Eric.

I went to a restaurant the other night and they tried to overcharge me by a thousand baht... where is the 'goodwill' ? Eric.

Where has it started? Are you pulling your crackers already?? Eric.

I don't. Eric.

For me it just doesn't feel the same. Red hot, price of a turkey is ludicrous and the fact that christmas day isn't recognized as an official holiday all add up to the less than optimal experience imo. This year I'm spending christmas in the alps with my brother Chris, whom I haven't seen for a while. Can't wait! Eric.

I thought you were a pair of tweezers kinda guy.. Eric.

...is that what you do? Eric.

K. Eric.

No. Now i'm even more confused! Eric.

...Annoying you for the minute it would seem. What time you putting me on your ignore list?? Don't forget to tell us all about it before you do though, yeh.. Eric.

haha. you wish.. Eric.

another one who can't take the truth? Eric.

Rubbish. I've got a big sausage - should I flaunt that too? Eric.

Indeed it isn't a problem for me. I never flaunt it though, unlike the locals. I wear basic clothes, have no jewelry of any note and do not own a car. Eric.

Who? Was he one of your latest flings?? Eric.

I'll stop if you do. Deal?? Eric.

He's obsessed with the place. Especially the chicks with the meat and two veg.. Eric.

You are obsessed with the place. Why don't you just get a room on soi 6 above all the bars, you would be right at home! Eric.

I once dropped a wad full of hundreds in the middle of New Orleans. Nobody batted an eye. I picked it up without being mugged or shot. Eric.

Go on, Don! Show 'em who's boss!! Eric.