JoeThePoster

So, 7-11 is not handing out polybags anymore?

So, what happened to this warning from the dept of health a couple of years ago?

http://www2.rsu.ac.th/Upload/news_clipping/2012_April/TH_793_20120404_TB%20warning%20from%20elephant%20playing%20during%20Songkran.pdf

Nok Air CEO Pathee Sarasin later tweeted promising that such an incident would be not repeated again as security would be stepped up.

I suggest a Nok Hunt campaign for ground staff, this time only those with a minimum IQ of 20 can apply.

The pickup truck fled the scene.

The machines have taken over.

Well, Suthep won't even win this wet tshirt contest.

So, a 30% commission is bad business, yes.

Bill calls her Cinderella. Always leaving her shoe behind.

This brainwave rides on the golden shower facilities available all round the year, yes?

It's nothing for the "neighbous" to brag about.

How come they ignored Hitler?

They also ignored Tony Blair.

Tony who?

Bangkok sets security zones during Songkran Festival

Unfortunately, the security zones are all outside Thailand.

Fighting fire with fire helps destroy all evidence of initial fire.

I saw the video and didn't see anyone marching.

It's possible the lightning was illegal and came across the border.

Mr. Kittisak later crawled out to front porch, crying for help.

No one heard his high pitched screams?

So, it was for better wifi signal. He wasn't sneaking peeks at his neighbour, yes.

Thai Military urges Songkran negotiations

Could we please have that after the topless dancers have done their flexin'?

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It's so easy to find a nice woman. Just go shopping in any market in a normal town, buy some fruit or fried chicken and you will see an honest hard working person. The chances are they will have at least one child and the husband has done a bunk. That's why they are working selling their wares as opposed to their body. Don't get too chatty till they know you don't have a wife or girlfriend and they will approach you. Their are many many very nice women that really do need a bit of financial support for kids schooling etc. In return they will support you through thick and thin.

As for recommending somewhere to stay. If you want to increase the odds of him getting stiffed go anywhere except Pattaya or Phuket. Thailand has beautiful places to stay in just about every province.

Yes, find a woman in a local market without of any kind of education, 2-3 kids and a drunken abusive thai husband and you will have a partner forever. It doesn't matter if you have to support her husband for the rest of his life or the fact that you don't have anything in common with her whatsoever. If your uncle is rich, tell him to find a girl with master degree from a foreign university and a rich high class Thai family, stay away from farmers daughters from north east Thailand

And don't forget he's gonna be stuck with the fruit or fried chicken too.

Just for the record, the bum gun and red bull are copies of Japanese products. But that's another 7 page thread altogether.

I consider all the overpriced carp sold in beer bottles here as malevolent spirits.

I still have the GMM doorstop from Euro 2012.