https://aseannow.com/rss/44-thailand-news.xml/National and regional news from all around Thailandenim a peace and love guy until its FAFO. unlike you and your ilk who cheer when a jew is killed.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 13:02:31 +0000I actually looked into this years ago. While travelling through Germany I gained access to a little-known archive beneath Hamburg Town Hall. After several hours of research, two steins of lager, and a misunderstanding involving a hot barmaid and a bratwurst, I uncovered the truth. The hamburger was indeed named after Hamburg, but not for the reason most people think. In the 14th century Hamburg was plagued by a man called Klaus Burger - a long distant relative of Johannes Christian Trump, a resident of the small German village of Kallstadt - the village idiot in the village from where all the idiots from the villages missing their idiot ended up. Every time something went catastrophically wrong, the townsfolk would throw up their hands and shout: "Ach... Burger!" A farmer marries his cousin only to discover she's already married to another cousin? The double Burger - yes, thats another origin. Eventually local taverns began serving a cheap pile of minced meat between two slices of bread. It was messy, questionable, and usually regretted the following morning. Naturally, they named it after Klaus. The "ham" part was added centuries later when an English tourist overheard "Hamburg Burger" after fourteen pints and assumed it contained ham. Nobody corrected him because Germany had already spent several hundred years trying, unsuccessfully, to explain things to the British and they didn't want to get head butted. So that explains the Whitehouse link, the claim Trump's invented is only partially accuratel And now, according to recently declassified documents, highlighting a generational link - he [Trump] did not invent the hamburger. He merely increased its diameter by 40%, renamed it the Freedom Burger, and insisted it was the greatest burger ever created, perhaps in human history, many people are saying it. Then America gave the world the Smashed Burger - Historians remain divided on its origins, although some believe the name was inspired by a certain New York socialite who had spent many years becoming thoroughly acquainted with regularly getting on the receiving end of a good old fashioned 'smashing' before crossing paths with any future president - initially called the Melinda Burger - initially with added layers of brisket symbolising the labia majora - the beef-curtains... later adjusted to 'bacon' for that salty taste. Later, following a highly successful labia majoraplasty, The next leap in culinary history is said to have been have pioneered - The Malinda Cream Pie was invented. According to rumour, the event was captured on a nanny-cam and subsequently locked away in the same archive as the Epstein files. Shortly thereafter, the Cheeseburger entered the history books. Sadly, most of the original records have disappeared. Some say they were destroyed in a fire. Others claim they are locked in a vault somewhere between the JFK files and Hunter Biden's laptop. Either way, the official story has been flattened, repackaged and supersized beyond recognition, which, coincidentally, is also how Americans prefer their burgers and their political discourse.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 13:01:24 +0000got it, your team lost all 3 and you are bitter. like the chine and arabs do? wonder which countries shell out the most cash....... the military lolSat, 20 Jun 2026 13:00:41 +0000If Mossad and the IDF are worth their pay, they would have found actual terrorist fighters and eliminated them instead of whole bombing civilian targets. One would assume courage is not one of their qualities. This is war! Yeah, so go get 'em, Tiger.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:50:10 +0000Monstrous!Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:47:20 +0000This is an "eye opener". I thought that the only invention coming from Thailand was "prostitution".😄Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:46:23 +0000I remember when the worst Indian experience was the occasional good natured hassle with the tailors who'd say how good you'd look in a suit. And the restaurant next to the Natural Beach Hotel on Beach Road was really great. Now they accost you on the street and walk beside you telling you how fat you are or how ugly your skin. Next they'll be saying you stink ... and the Indian next to NBH has gone.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:45:18 +0000Tell us, please! As I read it, Israelis blame Trump for losing the Iran war. Perhaps they don't realise their own govt bailed out after two weeks after discovered is was harder to kill Iranians than Lebanese. Trump was hoodwinked and so were all his FOX advisors.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:45:11 +0000They still are the leaders though . Hamas were elected as leaders of Gaza Hamas are STILL the leaders of Gaza . You are claiming that Hamas arent democratically elected because there's been no recent electionsSat, 20 Jun 2026 12:44:48 +0000You are still missing the point entirely. I am not arguing about whether OpenAI succeeds, fails, explodes, implodes, or gets exposed as the next Theranos. That has nothing to do with my comment. I have watched the same analyses, read the same criticisms, and understand the same risks you do. The difference is that I do not feel the need to start a new topic about Sam Altman every time he farts. If OpenAI collapses tomorrow, my reaction will be, “Interesting.” Your reaction will be, “At last, my life’s work is complete.” The point is that you have been posting essentially the same Sam Altman topic for months now. Every development, every rumor, every article, every YouTube video somehow becomes another chapter in the same endless sermon. The fact that you genuinely believe you are warning humanity does not make it any less repetitive. The amusing part is that your defense amounts to, “Yes, I keep talking about him, but I have a good reason.” That is exactly what every obsessed person says. If Sam Altman were to disappear tomorrow, I suspect there would be a noticeable hole in your weekly posting schedule. Frankly, I am no longer sure whether you are trying to save the world from Sam Altman or save Sam Altman from being forgotten.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:41:37 +0000Whether they know it or not, it's in their interest to stop the wholesale slaughter.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:41:08 +0000FloralSat, 20 Jun 2026 12:40:57 +0000Thank you Obama ...Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:40:47 +0000German origins of which was just a boring slab of meat. Thanks to the great American ingenuity put the slab of meat between a couple of slices of bread and it is what is commonly known today as the hamburger.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:40:27 +0000And President Trump gives you a big thumbs up to your assessment, good job.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:39:32 +0000Probably origins unknown or disputed. But there is a town called Hamburg in New York, US.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:37:34 +0000You said: "Hamas are the elected leaders of Gaza /Palestine ." That is not true. They were the elected leaders. But nice try. From the Grok AI piece I posted: "In June 2007, after months of tension, Hamas violently seized full control of Gaza from Fatah in a civil war (often called the Battle of Gaza). Dozens were killed. Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas (Fatah) dismissed the Hamas government. Hamas has ruled Gaza de facto ever since as an authoritarian regime, while Fatah/PA controls parts of the West Bank. No national or legislative elections have been held in Gaza (or the Palestinian territories overall) since 2006. Multiple planned votes (e.g., 2021) were postponed. " 'nuff said.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:37:29 +0000The most banned books can be found in the archives of the Vatican. Dating back centuries. They may have banned books, but they kept a copy. Unfortunately: No public access.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:37:20 +0000Would you like to be included?Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:37:04 +0000Sadly, no upstanding qualified folks of merit run for office anymore. Can't really blame them. Thus, we're stuck with the Kamala Harris's of the world to run against lying megalomaniacs that can easily entice a sadly increasing number of non thinking Americans.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:36:29 +0000Are you really going to tell me numbers mean a damned thing when it comes to genocides?!? Death is death, Dude. Murder is murder.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:35:34 +0000Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:32:47 +0000Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:31:55 +0000People don't matter at all to Bibi, including IDF soldiers. What matters is getting elected to stay out of prison for corruption. If they have three-man cells, his best buddies, Ben Gvir and Smotrich would add some companionship. At least until the torture used on prisoners in Israel.Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:28:49 +0000Hamberger was invented in ThailandSat, 20 Jun 2026 12:27:48 +0000