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Hospital security guard who filmed his farts at work for six months is sacked


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A hospital security guard who filmed his farts at work for six MONTHS has been sacked.

 

Florida-based Doug runs The Fart Authority Instagram page which he regularly updates with videos of himself flatuating.

 

In the repetitive footage, Doug faces the camera and lets off wind on cue, and bizarrely his 28,000 followers absolutely love it.

 

He told Vice : "The lobby has really great acoustics, and naturally, we all fart.

 

"One day I ripped a rather nice one and got really good sound from it, so the next time it happened I recorded it and sent it to my group chat."

 

Doug said his friends loved it and suggested he take his toilet humour to social media. On March 25 he posted his first bottom burp to Instagram.

 

He goes by the pseudonym Paul Flart, which appears to be reference to the hit film Paul Blart: Mall Cop. For six months, he farted through his shifts at the hospital, publishing each pop for a small but loyal crowd that grew to 500 Instagram followers.

 

But then his fan base exploded and soon after his account went viral, Doug was fired from his job at the hospital. Unfortunately, he had violated company policy which prohibits using phones on the job "an unusually high amount of times", and when asked to stop, he said no.

 

Doug also filmed himself wearing his security guard uniform on private property, which is also against the hospital's rules.

 

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25 minutes ago, lvr181 said:

I think he is a one cell organism.

They still exists in the first world? How about his massive herd of followers? They are also the single cell types? 

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33 minutes ago, cornishcarlos said:

 

I think we need more people like this... Why take life so seriously !!

 

Indeed.

Hilarious story.

My kinda guy.

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Being a security guard is a very exiting job, I wonder how he found time to record his back door orchestra. Now he had more time on his hands he should form his own band. Would make good elevator music. 

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23 hours ago, ravip said:

They still exists in the first world? How about his massive herd of followers? They are also the single cell types? 

Yup - small minds impressed by small "things". Plenty of fun is around for those not of a narrow mind. :smile:

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19 hours ago, Monkeyrobot said:

Being a security guard is a very exiting job, I wonder how he found time to record his back door orchestra. Now he had more time on his hands he should form his own band. Would make good elevator music. 

"exiting" being the key word? ? :smile:

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3 hours ago, lvr181 said:

Yup - small minds impressed by small "things". Plenty of fun is around for those not of a narrow mind. :smile:

You mean "Plenty of fun is around for those with a selective broad mind? ?

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On 8/25/2018 at 2:29 PM, thaiguzzi said:

Indeed.

Hilarious story.

My kinda guy.

Ok - then perhaps we should have an arse wiping one as well and see if that suits the hilarity brigade? ?

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On 8/25/2018 at 3:17 PM, Monkeyrobot said:

Being a security guard is a very exiting job....

 

"Exiting" being the key word in this situation of course.

 

They don't usually go back in

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This demonstrates that you can find like-minded people for just about anything.  I'm trying to decide if I should start an Instagram page for:

 

Eating your own barf like in the movie The Fly

Masturbating to Beethoven's 5th

Building little castles from ear wax

Making funny sounds with your armpits (that's probably already taken)

 

Oh nevermind....

 

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