Popular Post ravip Posted April 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2021 Bill pulled up a stool at his favourite bar and announced. “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!” The bartender inquired. “What makes you say that?” Bill beamed with pride, “Last week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work..." "Suzie was so thrilled to have me around, that every time a mail or delivery person came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’” 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted April 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2021 Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return her Father cursed her heavily. "Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?" The girl, crying, replied, "Dad... I became a prostitute." "Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family." "OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious <deleted>r coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera." "What was it ye said ye had become?", says Dad. Girl, crying again, "A prostitute, Daddy!" "Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!" 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post toofarnorth Posted April 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2021 6 hours ago, sanuk711 said: Not a joke but when I was about 2 years old and thunder scared me my mother told me it was God moving his furniture about. Oh respect for the big guy upstairs ! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Disparate Dan Posted April 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2021 2 hours ago, toofarnorth said: I thought Wankin was a town in China 'til I discovered Smirnoff. Snow White thought 7-Up was a drink til she discovered Smirnoff 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post tomazbodner Posted April 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2021 John Travolta's daughter turned 21... He sent her a lovely greeting on Instagram. Prince Andrew was also planning on sending her a lovely greeting, but then realised she's 21, not 12... 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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