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ballpoint Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 One for engineers and scientists using the metric system: Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton and Blaise Pascal had been out drinking and decided to play hide and seek. Einstein was the first seeker and covered his eyes and started counting to 100. Right in front of him, he can hear noises; Newton is on the floor measuring out a perfect one metre by one metre square. Einstein gets to 100 and there, right in front of him is Newton stood in his chalk square. Einstein yells “I’ve found Newton”, to which Newton replies “au contraire Einstein, you’ve found Pascal”. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted July 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2021 At a wedding rehearsal, the vicar told the father of the bride, "As you give your daughter's hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him." The father, a shop manager, took the advice. During the wedding ceremony, he placed the bride's hand on his son-in-law's arm and said, "No deposit, no return." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 I'm good at multitasking and procrastinating. Right now there are at least 28 things that I'm putting off until later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted July 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2021 The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers today is fish and chips. And even that, I take with a pinch of salt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 20 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it. I assume it was captivating and kept you hostage for some time! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted July 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, fangless said: I assume it was captivating and kept you hostage for some time! Best of all, it's coming out as a TV series too. They just shot the pilot. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Just now, ballpoint said: Best of all, it's coming out as a TV series too. They just shot the pilot. Are you being series? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 12 minutes ago, fangless said: Are you being series? Yes, though there was some resistance at first. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted July 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2021 My very favourite dishes are all cooked with petroleum by products. I guess you could say I have refined taste. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 My friend just installed ethernet in his home in Sydney. I can’t wait to visit the LAN down under. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 Did you hear about the guy who pickpocketed a dwarf? How could anybody stoop so low?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted July 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2021 Did you hear about the middle school that voted to change their mascot? It was an agricultural area, but they wanted to be progressive and offer a female mascot. So, they had three choices, a female sheep, a female goat, and a female deer. After a long campaign, a series of debates, and a day of students voting yes or no on each, the principal stood before his students and announced that, in a unanimous vote, the new school mascot would be a female sheep. It seems that even after all the campaigning, debate, and division, the student body only had Ayes for Ewe. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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