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Popular Post ravip Posted July 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 24, 2021 "I'll do whatever I can for my constituents" A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them. "We have two big needs," said the village headman. "First, we have a hospital but no doctor." The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while, and then said, "I have it sorted out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?" "We have no cellphone reception at all in our village." 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 A man kisses his wife goodbye and leaves to work early in the morning His wife calls her 2 lovers to come in just as her husband leaves. None less than 2 hours later the husband arrives. "Quick hide, it's my husband" she says to the 2 men. The first guy hides in the attic and the second one hides under the bed. The man enters the bedroom seemingly disappointed and sad. "Honey, i got bad news" he says to his wife. "Oh my dear what is it?" "Well first i got fired from work" "Oh hon don't worry, he who is up there shall provide for us" "And i got into a car accident" "Don't worry, for he who is up there shall provide for us" "And the fault was mine, and I'm not insured" "Don't worry my love, for he who is up there shall provide for us" The first man hiding in the attic jumped out visibly furious. "I ain't providing nothin, how bout you tell the other guy under the bed to provide huh?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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