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Popular Post fangless Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is alright.” “No I must die in peace” he said, “I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and a co-worker.” “I know” I whispered, “That’s why I poisoned you... now close your eyes and **** off.” 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face, my breast are sagging! What in God’s name is wrong with me, Doctor!?” The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 A man trained in origami for eight years and opened a shop in London. But the business folded. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, fangless said: So, when you said you were going to get some ducks, it wasn't eating them that you had in mind? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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