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22 minutes ago, billd766 said:

I have absolute proof about the Tooth fairy. She is biased against the elderly.

 

She came to my son in the UK regularly when he was younger.

 

She came to my son in Thailand regularly when he was younger.

 

At 79 one of my (3) remaining teeth fell out last night.

 

I looked everywhere this morning for the evidence of her visit.

 

Nothing, not 25 satang or even a note saying, ...... you AND the donkey you rode in on.  😒 😭

 

But the tooth fairy has already paid you!  You can't get paid twice for the same service!

Thank GOD!

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18 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

But the tooth fairy has already paid you!  You can't get paid twice for the same service!

Thank GOD!

No way, Jose.

 

The tooth fairy just left me a pile of promissory notes, saying that the cash was too heavy, would I pay it, and the cheque was in the post.

 

She lied.

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