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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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To be a really bad magician you have to be very good.

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For sale. Ran when parked.

Put me in mind of this 'Footrot Flats' classic, but in reverse:

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An all girl orgy?

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