Worst Joke Ever 2024

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21 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

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In Switzerland you can fart around in Trains and Busses:

 

 

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3 hours ago, jvs said:

 

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Cold War. The US send a spy to Moscow to try and get info from a politician whose whereabouts has been found.

 

The spy gets into a local bar, and finds the politician drinking some vodka alone.

 

“Hello, comrade. May I join you in this fine evening? I'm very thirsty”, he said in a very good Russian accent.

 

“Sure, you can join, but I think you're American spy”, he says while looking at him suspiciously.

 

“Wot? What makes you say that. I'm the most patriotic Russian there is!”, as he chugs 2 shots of vodka together.

 

“Yes, yes, very impressive, but I still think you're American spy..”

 

“You're insane, there's no one who loves our country more than I do”, he says as he loudly sings the national USSR anthem with passion and a beautiful voice. Everyone in the bar cheers and claps at his performance.

 

The politician himself claps and sheds a tear.

 

“That was wonderful, but I still think you're American spy..”

 

“OK YOU KNOW WHAT, YES I AM, YOU GOT ME! But how the hell did you know??”

 

“There are not many black Russians..”

 

Fetching my coat

 

EDIT Bonus link https://www.liquor.com/recipes/black-russian/

 

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2 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

That's why!