Worst Joke Ever 2025

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2 hours ago, roo860 said:

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https://www.facebook.com/reel/2204091919988237

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

Shirley, he cannot be serious 😆 

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Rooneys had more sacks than a 1960s coalman

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The five charged with Liam Payne's murder have been identified as 'music lover's'.

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I have one New Year's resolution - to give more consideration to Muslims. My target is at least 2 <deleted> jokes per day.

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That'll be Ryanair charging more for "safety" seats at the back of the plane now.

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The Independent : " How I survived a Christmas day without booze "-- Scotsman : How to get rat-arsed at Hogmanay.

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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to have his prostate removed, his office has said he can no longer be considered a complete <deleted>

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1 out of 10 people hates gang rape.

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Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much Guinness and not enough bathrooms!

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Q: What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter that the other?
A: A Speech impediment!

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Ole was dying. On his deathbed, he looked up and said, “Is my wife here?” Lena replied, “Yes, Ole, I’m here, next to you.” So Ole asks, “Are my children here?” “Yes, Daddy we’re all here,” says the children. “Are my other relatives also here?” and they say, “Yes we are all here,” Ole says, “Then why is the light on in the kitchen?”

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Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful.

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2 minutes ago, VBF said:

Shirley, he cannot be serious

 

Stop calling me Shirley................

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Just now, oxo1947 said:

 

Stop calling me Shirley................

Roger, Roger 😎

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7 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to have his prostate removed, his office has said he can no longer be considered a complete <deleted>

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<snip>  Pun intended

 

I doubt he ever was - he is Jewish after all! 🙄

 

OK  already

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