Popular Post webfact Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 Picture: 77kaoded Sadly, the clay phallus built in the middle of the road by villagers in Yothaka, Chachoengsao in the central region of Thailand to appeal to the gods for rain is losing some of its vigor. In fact cracks started to appear after only a week. Large fizzures are forming in the sides and it could be destined for flaccidity very soon. A video featured a man suggesting that some tape might be applied to the unusual phallus in the meantime. The villagers turned to the gods and held a ceremony after sculptors made the phallus and painted it. But so far there has only been drizzle and the salinity of the water for crops remains too high. What rain there has been along with the blazing sun has caused the cracks, reported 77kaoded. -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2021-06-17 - Whatever you're going through, the Samaritans are here for you - Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking COVID-19 updates 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kotsak Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 Local construction at its best.. ???? 4 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Phuketshrew Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 Maybe it needs one of these: 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropicalevo Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Just beginners in the phallus game over there on the mainland. Now this one on Samui IS a giant phallus. It has been in its current location for 10 - 15 years 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Crossy Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 19 minutes ago, webfact said: A video featured a man suggesting that some tape might be applied to the unusual phallus in the meantime. Durex perhaps? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 they shoukld know by now that using GladWrap is not healthyt for what is covered underneath!! ... the first follow up pix I was expecting to see, was a myriad of new telephone wires cradling on it ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas J Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Local Farang comes to rescue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Thomas J said: Local Farang comes to rescue not adisable to pop a Repeat Tablet only 18 minutes after the previous one ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taotoo Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Hate it when that happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmaxdan Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 25 minutes ago, webfact said: Large fizzures are forming in the sides and it could be destined for flaccidity very soon. I believe you can get ointment for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dmaxdan said: 39 minutes ago, webfact said: Large fizzures are forming in the sides and it could be destined for flaccidity very soon. I believe you can get ointment for that! better be quick! - lest the asphalt cracks up in sympathy for it!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradiston Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Cemen no goo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamus Yaigh Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 It all makes sense now. I initially thought, when I saw the photo of a giant dick in the middle of a road without knowing the story behind it, that it was some bizarre and highly dangerous way to make cars stop at a road junction stop line, stupidly presuming drivers just ignored the solid white lines before the dick forced them to. But putting a solid clay phallus in the middle of a road without any care for road safety but for the rain gods makes so much more sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Large fizzures is a cockeyed theory 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardColeman Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 59 minutes ago, webfact said: But so far there has only been drizzle and the salinity of the water for crops remains too high. So, it did not work and the water is no good for the crops. Wonder if they will try a pair of boobs next or some lady's nether bits next 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexomike Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 what goes up must come down, if not better call the doctor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobinBKK Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Clearly these people have waaaay too much free time on their hands!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chalawaan Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 With a crack, it can be recycled as a giant Punani and save them from AIDS or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post holy cow cm Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 Poor thing was pounded so much it got a rupture. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko123 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 They're really milking this story for all it's worth, aren't they? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 2 hours ago, webfact said: In fact cracks started to appear after only a week. A bit like the house across the road from me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post philba Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 A phallus with a crack in it ? Usually the other way round here 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John435 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Sounds like the walls of my apartment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger70 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Giant phallus erected to end drought begins to crack . Now now, that's a crack in a fatty. not cracking a fatty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anant72 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 4 hours ago, kotsak said: Local construction at its best.. ???? They should have made it out of….”semen” (cement in Thai) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 4 hours ago, Dmaxdan said: I believe you can get ointment for that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotsak Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, Anant72 said: They should have made it out of….”semen” (cement in Thai) I bet that would have held up better.. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post unblocktheplanet Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 5 hours ago, Phuketshrew said: Maybe it needs one of these: That's the only Pfizer product we'll see this year! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen65 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 oh <deleted> ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupooey Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Not sure they're cracks. Think they might be veins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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