Taking Someone Home: Ever Reach Down and Get an Unexpected Surprise?

[connda]

Sub-100 poster.  Usually when I read posts like this I say to myself, "Sub-100 poster."  This post?  No surprise at all.

[CallumWK]

I have my eye on one for a while already, but I'm still not sure. Maybe one of the experts on here can advise before I make the big step in taking her/him home?

 

 

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3 hours ago, CallumWK said:

I have my eye on one for a while already, but I'm still not sure. Maybe one of the experts on here can advise before I make the big step in taking her/him home?

 

 

Sadly, over the years, I've seen quite a few blokes that look like that, even some much worse than that in fact, cruising around Sukhumvit Road late at night looking very drugged out and desperate. They can also become very aggressive and unpredictable. And some of them look as if they wouldn't have a chance of scoring a punter and might be sleeping on the streets at night. 
 

Despite all the laughs about this subject, unfortunately, there is a very dark side to it all. A lot of these guys can be dangerous and end up trying to hurt and rob people on the street, the more desperate that they become to feed their needs and drug problems.

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10 hours ago, jippytum said:

nothing worse when  the panties come off and the undercarriage drops

 

Duct tape and chill bro. 

[CallumWK]

A friend once told me, I don't care much about knowingly taking an LB home, as long as he/she is good-looking, though it's still exciting when the trunk slides over your belly, when he/she tries to kiss you.

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2 minutes ago, CallumWK said:

A friend once told me, I don't care much about knowingly taking an LB home, as long as he/she is good-looking, though it's still exciting when the trunk slides over your belly, when he/she tries to kiss you.

Very nice. Spoken like a true veteran. 👍🏼

[RSD1]

8 hours ago, Kinok Farang said:

Once was so drunk that i took a ladyboy home.

Imagine my disappoint when she had a front bottom.

Always check under the hood before you leave the pumping station.

[JimTripper]

19 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

Once you reach professional level is easy to spot, even the ones who visually you can't tell, get them talking that gives it away.

 

If you don't know it's a ladyboy, post op, then it isn't gay, it's only gay if you know it's a man

are you a flamer?

[RSD1]

5 hours ago, NanLaew said:

How can anything that looks so wrong, be so wrong?

Check out the video of the young Ukrainian guy interviewing this pair on his Instagram. He also has another ladyboy as his full-time girlfriend who he features often and claims is a model. Generally I've found that "model" is a synonym in Thailand for being unemployed.

[cdnvic]

Removed an off-topic political post and a personal attack.

[georgegeorgia]

5 hours ago, CallumWK said:

I have my eye on one for a while already, but I'm still not sure. Maybe one of the experts on here can advise before I make the big step in taking her/him home?

 

 

Callum 

You are a beautiful boy who bends over forwards to help others out ,good on you and she is perfect fit 

Edited Monday at 06:12 PM by georgegeorgia

[freedomnow]

I'm in UK in my home city just now and I got contacted on a dating app..a Thai (32) in my area from exact same city I live in Thailand....not being up front that they were trans...

 

2 of 5 photos would pass as female.

 

I saw her/him on another app last couple months ID-ing as trans but not on the one I was contacted on.

 

I just find it deceptive...yes they could choose female but be upfront in their profile that they are trans....

[GammaGlobulin]

Every morning, I reach down....

And I am still very pleasantly surprised to find that....

I have a flagpole between.....

 

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17 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Every morning, I reach down....

And I am still very pleasantly surprised to find that....

I have a flagpole between.....

 

Off topic. The OP doesn't ask about your gender assignment. Plus, nobody cares about your underwhelming unit.

[georgegeorgia]

1 hour ago, RSD1 said:

Off topic. The OP doesn't ask about your gender assignment. Plus, nobody cares about your underwhelming unit.

No need to get jealous because GG was a people person,you wernt ,that's why you couldn't work in a 5 star hotel 

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19 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

No need to get jealous because GG was a people person,you wernt ,that's why you couldn't work in a 5 star hotel 

One GG protecting the other GG. Insanity X2 on steroids. 🤣

[thaibeachlovers]

On 11/18/2024 at 7:54 AM, Alpha84 said:

Have you ever had that subtle moment of realization; your back at your place, reach down, and suddenly discover the wrong plumbing?

None of us are named Donald, so none of us would ever "grab them by the p****y", so it's never going to happen like that.

 

[thaibeachlovers]

2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Every morning, I reach down....

And I am still very pleasantly surprised to find that....

I have a flagpole between.....

 

So that is where Pattaya's flag pole is hidden. You're a very naughty boy for nicking it.

[scubascuba3]

3 hours ago, freedomnow said:

I'm in UK in my home city just now and I got contacted on a dating app..a Thai (32) in my area from exact same city I live in Thailand....not being up front that they were trans...

 

2 of 5 photos would pass as female.

 

I saw her/him on another app last couple months ID-ing as trans but not on the one I was contacted on.

 

I just find it deceptive...yes they could choose female but be upfront in their profile that they are trans....

Yes they are very deceptive, most won't disclose they are LB, wechat is the worst

[scubascuba3]

5 hours ago, RSD1 said:

Check out the video of the young Ukrainian guy interviewing this pair on his Instagram. He also has another ladyboy as his full-time girlfriend who he features often and claims is a model. Generally I've found that "model" is a synonym in Thailand for being unemployed.

Model also means had plastic surgery 

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19 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Model also means had plastic surgery 

You mean in the ladyboy world? 

 

I see lots of Thais every day who have had plastic surgery. Many of them are ordinary people who work in shops and offices. I wouldn't call them models. 

[GammaGlobulin]

25 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

So that is where Pattaya's flag pole is hidden. You're a very naughty boy for nicking it.

 

The flag goes UP in the mornings....

But, the pole does not come down at sunset....

 

 

When I was younger, my GFs would salute it.

If not give it a good licking, with the old bamboo....

 

 

Dick is my kind of guy!!!!!!

 

 

[scubascuba3]

1 hour ago, RSD1 said:

You mean in the ladyboy world? 

 

I see lots of Thais every day who have had plastic surgery. Many of them are ordinary people who work in shops and offices. I wouldn't call them models. 

I'm talking about the models i see in agogos, one common theme, plastic surgery 

[NanLaew]

2 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

Yes they are very deceptive, most won't disclose they are LB, wechat is the worst

 

They're even polluting the "Casual Encounters - Women looking for Men" group on Locanto. Most are identifying as a cock in a frock but you have to sift through more LB profiles to get to what you really want: a forty-something, older, fatter, self-confessed, fun-seeking "dirty" woman that can host on Sukhumvit.

Edited Tuesday at 12:20 AM by NanLaew

[RSD1]

1 hour ago, NanLaew said:

a forty-something, older, fatter, self-confessed, fun-seeking "dirty" woman that can host on Sukhumvit.

Admittedly, that doesn't sound enticing at all. What does that look like? Never mind, I don't want to know.

[Dazinoz]

I call it the "Christmas Hold" - a hand full of nuts.

[Dazinoz]

I once took 2 "ladies" home from a bar. We all got undressed and I thought I had won the lottery - 6 matching balls.