Just a funny question, as many here posting that they are so against foreigners and that they are terrible.

Please give your answer, it´s 100% anonymous, except for the moderators hehe. They can see all. 

I will assume that there will be many of you, as soo many are soo bitter.

I can not conform nor deny any arrest or incarnation of myself ... 

 

13 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

I will assume that there will be many of you, as soo many are soo bitter

Not necessarily, we have many here who were born bitter. 

 

They are not criminals, just miserable old farts. 

 

In 19 years of living in Thailand the answer is NO however I have been stopped three times once In Kanchanaburi when a police car had its Sirons on the captain who was passenger wanted a pic of my Willy jeep and twice on the island where I live when they were doing drug checks 

Come on criminals, tell us your story. Probably entertaining, because it will not be the truth

Yep.

Stopped for drinking and driving at a checkpoint. Keys to my car taken and taken in the back of a pick up to Soi 9. Negotiated a bribe of 20k to be paid next day. Told to go back to the checkpoint where they gave me my keys to drive home. Met the guy in Jomtien next day, paid the 20k, job done.

22 hours ago, jimn said:

Stopped for drinking and driving at a checkpoint. Keys to my car taken and taken in the back of a pick up to Soi 9. Negotiated a bribe of 20k to be paid next day. Told to go back to the checkpoint where they gave me my keys to drive home. Met the guy in Jomtien next day, paid the 20k, job done.

You should have been jailed and banned from driving.

11 hours ago, NoshowJones said:

You should have been jailed and banned from driving.

Very true, but we all know how the RTP works. Money in it, all is possible.

Here's a perfect example of "none of your ******* business.  I find it odd that the OP is known for posting "surveys" that attempt to scrap highly personal information.  Come on man...really?

4 minutes ago, connda said:

Here's a perfect example of "none of your ******* business.  I find it odd that the OP is known for posting "surveys" that attempt to scrap highly personal information.  Come on man...really?

What is your problem? Nobody forced you to answer the poll? Too much yaba?

20 hours ago, NoshowJones said:

You should have been jailed and banned from driving.

100% agree but it's Thailand not the west

got busted for ganja back in 1997......  2 nights in koh phang yang police station until bailed out by some mates with some money.  had to go to court 3 weeks later, but a few bribes ensured i wasnt deported or received a stamp in my passport

 

ganja legal now but i no longer enjoy it 😄 

I was arrested in Vietnam two times.   

 

I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, twice. 

2 hours ago, radiochaser said:

I was arrested in Vietnam two times.   

 

I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, twice. 

That couldn´t have been fun. Heard they have terrible conditions there.

On 2/3/2025 at 12:22 PM, crazykopite said:

wanted a pic of my Willy jeep and twice on the island where I live when they were doing drug checks 

... I was wandering why you capitalized "Willy". Jeep. Got it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

On 2/12/2025 at 5:36 PM, Gottfrid said:

That couldn´t have been fun. Heard they have terrible conditions there.

U.S. Army, military police did the arresting. 

The first time I was arrested for being in a brothel before 6 pm.   I was bailed out by a 2nd LT.  He called me a dumbass.

It was Command Sargeant Major Cincotta bailing me out the second time that was the scary part.  Majors were scared of him.   I was just a Spec. 4.

On 2/3/2025 at 9:51 AM, KhunLA said:

I can not conform nor deny any arrest or incarnation of myself ... 

 

conform indeed. All that effort for a crap joke and you blow it in the execution.  Well done

never been arrested, been detained and paid "fines" to avoid potential arrest. 

18 minutes ago, radiochaser said:

U.S. Army, military police did the arresting. 

The first time I was arrested for being in a brothel before 6 pm.   I was bailed out by a 2nd LT.  He called me a dumbass.

It was Command Sargeant Major Cincotta bailing me out the second time that was the scary part.  Majors were scared of him.   I was just a Spec. 4.

 So no. You have never been arrested by thai police.

 

thanks for sahring

The trick is not to get caught. 

23 minutes ago, madone said:

 So no. You have never been arrested by thai police.

 

thanks for sahring

Happy to sahring to you.

21 minutes ago, quake said:

The trick is not to get caught. 

Mostly why I have not been arrested since I was in the Army.

Yes, I went to the Pattaya Court House at the request of the police and ended up arrested and detained for a day. The justification for this was that someone more important and richer than me had requested this... It's how the law works in Pattaya!

1 hour ago, simon43 said:

Yes, I went to the Pattaya Court House at the request of the police and ended up arrested and detained for a day. The justification for this was that someone more important and richer than me had requested this... It's how the law works in Pattaya!

And the rest of the story is?

There is no smoke without fire!

37 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

And the rest of the story is?

There is no smoke without fire!

lol - the rest of the true story is a secret.  It happened about 15 years ago...

5 minutes ago, simon43 said:

lol - the rest of the true story is a secret.  It happened about 15 years ago...

Why post it if you cannot tell the whole tale!

I will file it under B.S. 

7 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Why post it if you cannot tell the whole tale!

I will file it under B.S. 

I answered the thread question. There was no requirement to provide a story...  You could file it where the sun doesn't shine, up to you 🙂

18 minutes ago, simon43 said:

I answered the thread question. There was no requirement to provide a story...  You could file it where the sun doesn't shine, up to you 🙂

Half a story is the same as no story, whether it is true or false!

Seems to be where it belongs!

^^^ This was a poll - a yes or no question.  I answered the question 🙂