So this really fat crazy Indian dude is behind me on his scooter and starts yelling.

Scared the crap out of me.

Then he passes me on his scooter, stops, get off, walks towards me again yelling. 

Again, scares the crap out of me. I was sure he was going to assault me.

But no .. the intent was not physical assault.

But rather an attempted assault on my wallet as he pulls out his box of fake Rolex watches at the last second.

People, can you please stop buying these watches so these idiots go out of business?

Thank you. 

BS Bob is their main customer. Sure he didn't confuse yourself for Bob?

13 hours ago, Keeps said:

BS Bob is their main customer. Sure he didn't confuse yourself for Bob?

Now that you mention it, I think he was yelling "Robert Smith!" in his broken Indian English. 

1 hour ago, save the frogs said:

So this really fat crazy Indian dude is behind me on his scooter and starts yelling.

Scared the crap out of me.

Then he passes me on his scooter, stops, get off, walks towards me again yelling. 

Again, scares the crap out of me. I was sure he was going to assault me.

But no .. the intent was not physical assault.

But rather an attempted assault on my wallet as he pulls out his box of fake Rolex watches at the last second.

People, can you please stop buying these watches so these idiots go out of business?

Thank you. 

A fake one is probably the closest they will ever come to owning a real one.

22 hours ago, save the frogs said:

So this really fat crazy Indian dude is behind me on his scooter and starts yelling.

Scared the crap out of me.

Then he passes me on his scooter, stops, get off, walks towards me again yelling. 

Again, scares the crap out of me. I was sure he was going to assault me.

But no .. the intent was not physical assault.

But rather an attempted assault on my wallet as he pulls out his box of fake Rolex watches at the last second.

People, can you please stop buying these watches so these idiots go out of business?

Thank you. 

....and your problem is?

and what's with the small amounts of little nuts in bags they walk around offering. I would rather eat the nuts on a pub counter than some crappy looking gods knows what nut from a slimy looking indian man.

Maybe someone can explain the scam or whatever?

Oh 

 

That's just my buddy "Babu"

 

He just goes around introducing himself.

 

"Hi I'm Babu Sameer"

 

He likes to show off his fake rolex collection

 

He's daft, but happy

On 3/4/2025 at 3:11 PM, Keeps said:

BS Bob is their main customer. Sure he didn't confuse yourself for Bob?

That iss bobby ..handle no. 25  or is it 26 ???