If your pet had a job what would it be?

For me it would depend on the pet.

The birds hanging out in their indoor/outdoor aviary:  Music producers
The dogs: Security
Except for one of the dogs: Culinary critic
The cat: Pest exterminator

Begging for food on a street corner with a ready smile. All of the dogs that have made my house their home. And yes, security by barking, telling others this is their home, so stay away.

Therapist ... oh wait, that's her current job, besides alarm clock.  

 

Noon, feed me, and time for your walk.

5pm, feed me again, and time for your walk.

 

She's also a food critic.  If she won't eat it, I'm not going to either.

 

Teaching meditation would be her specialty, if working.  She has that down to science, so easy career move.   Plenty of idiots in the world would, do pay, to learn how to do nothing, and just appreciate living 🙄

Our Bangkaew = security.....

 

Almost every time I go to stop him from barking/protecting, there's always an unfamiliar car, person, or motorcycle about.....

He's almost 100%....

 

The cats just worry about the dinner bell & their level of satisfaction with our service....

 

 

Sweeping up turds off the pavment

On 3/23/2025 at 9:47 AM, connda said:

If your pet had a job what would it be?

Porn Star. 

 

Bloody dog, sniffing out all the bitches. 

 

Making me happy.

Our cat would be a policeman as she seems to sleep all day, and she would have a second job as a fussy food taster. She doesn't eat much at a time, but she eats quite often.

 

I usually end up as her security guard to stop next door's scabby cat from stealing her food.