What would seal the deal if you were looking for a Thai wife?

[scubascuba3]

A) Big milk

B) Has a small family, no buffalos

C) Is able to give a decent BJ

D) Good with laundry and mopping 

[blaze master]

E - absolute must she is a former bar girl. 

[dayo202]

If her bank balance is bigger than mine 😊

[CHdiver]

2 minutes ago, dayo202 said:

If her bank balance is bigger than mine 😊

and her dick smaller 555

[garygooner]

She has a decent job  & is independent. 

[actonion]

She's an Orphan, with money, that owns a pub...

[Cameroni]

If she's loyal, honest and reliable.

[fredwiggy]

Independent, working.

 

Children, if any, grown.

 

Willingness to re-locate, especially out of Thailand..

 

No emotional damage from family or previous relationships. Honest, loyal, speaks English.

[KhaoHom]

18 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

A) Big milk

B) Has a small family, no buffalos

C) Is able to give a decent BJ

D) Good with laundry and mopping 

 

Silly. Simple minded.

[newbee2022]

Did I understand it right you want to buy a wife? Like a cow or a pig?

God sake! Is it really possible that this Old White Man attitude is still alive?

If you look for advice ask the Don. He's the dealmaker. At least he thinks to be.

[KhaoHom]

My wife. Lucky me

 

Even temperament, never angers

 

Helpful

 

Quick to smile, laugh, joke

 

Honest in every way

 

Clean. Cleans everything without compliant

 

Not concerned with details of my finances

 

Decent, corporate job

 

Enjoys travel, different cultures

 

Can eat farang food from time to time

 

Attractive, petite

 

Ok to present to your family

 

Her family is not drama. Parents married. Family has good relations

 

Loves ocean and can swim or will learn

 

Can/will learn to speak English

 

Hates cats

 

Can cook steak

 

Can save money for her future

 

[roo860]

18 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

A) Big milk

B) Has a small family, no buffalos

C) Is able to give a decent BJ

D) Good with laundry and mopping 

You competing with MalcolmB?  With the choices you've given.

[FaridIsmail]

Totally submissive and barks like a dog.

[KhunLA]

Employed with own money when meeting ... check

Play hard to get ... turned down lunch & dinner offers many times ... check

Be 20+ yrs younger (22 yrs (28/50) ... check

Daughter has to like ... check

Dog has to like ... check

Be an almost orphan (parents dead since 4 yrs old) ... check

NO sin sot, nobody is that stupid ... check

Intelligent enough to invest money for 5 fold ROI ... check

Live with for 8 yrs to ensure compatibility ... check

 

OK .. let's get married and stop living in sin

[MalcolmB]

12 minutes ago, roo860 said:

You competing with MalcolmB?  With the choices you've given.

45 kgs

proves her love to me by doing anal

Tight whizzer, no kids have came out of it before.

Deaf, mute. 
Knows how to grow weed and home brew beer. 
Flat head.

[BritManToo]

1. Early 30s

2. weighing under 50kg

3. woman from birth

4. working womb

5. no long term disease I couldn't live with.

[ColeBOzbourne]

If we get along and enjoy each other's company. 

[fredwiggy]

20 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

My wife. Lucky me

 

Even temperament, never angers

 

Helpful

 

Quick to smile, laugh, joke

 

Honest in every way

 

Clean. Cleans everything without compliant

 

Not concerned with details of my finances

 

Decent, corporate job

 

Enjoys travel, different cultures

 

Can eat farang food from time to time

 

Attractive, petite

 

Ok to present to your family

 

Her family is not drama. Parents married. Family has good relations

 

Loves ocean and can swim or will learn

 

Can/will learn to speak English

 

Hates cats

 

Can cook steak

 

Can save money for her future

 

Never forget what you have. Buy that lady some flowers.

[LoeiI]

18 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

A) Big milk

B) Has a small family, no buffalos

C) Is able to give a decent BJ

D) Good with laundry and mopping 

E) 3 foot 6 tall

F) Flat Head

G) Steady on her feet (No spillages)

[SMIAI]

*****

[save the frogs]

On 7/18/2025 at 7:49 AM, scubascuba3 said:

A) Big milk

B) Has a small family, no buffalos

C) Is able to give a decent BJ

D) Good with laundry and mopping 

 

yeah, that's not sexist at all.

 

what about you? are you marriage material? 

 

[soalbundy]

7 minutes ago, LoeiI said:

E) 3 foot 6 tall

F) Flat Head

G) Steady on her feet (No spillages)

and no teeth

[KhaoHom]

27 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Never forget what you have. Buy that lady some flowers.

She doesn't like flowers...waste of money. Condo is full of houseplants.

 

Yeah, she just cooked steaks and now cleaning up 👍 Sometimes she lets me clean but not so much anymore.
 

 

 

To add to my list:

 

Trustworthy, loyal.

 

No kids, doesn't want them

 

Never married

 

39kg (now about 43). Get em skinny!

 

I met her at 32. (recommend as general rule women between 27-35 for marriage)

 

Can book things and plan trips.

 

Washes, irons (80% her clothes)
 

City mouse not country mouse

 

Ok with relaxing at home

 

Doesn't need to be constantly amused

 

Okay with you going down to Sukhumvit for ... beers

 

[bkk6060]

Young

Sexy

All holes

No kids

Cooks/cleans

Doesn't talk much

[KhaoHom]

Beware of really attractive women 35++ never married. Possibly too demanding, picky. They've lost all hope of a Thai man and now zeroing in on farang for support. They'll be just as demanding and temperamental

 

Just beware, can still date and it might work. Just gotta keep the pimp hand strong

 

 

Half your age plus seven is a good rule if you can get it.

 

One problem is generational distance. My wife is 16 yrs younger. We vibe together well, our interests. Somewhat shared cultural things like music. If the woman is too young it probably might not ever really gel. Fine for a few years, enjoy, but not for ltr

[NanLaew]

1 hour ago, actonion said:

She's an Orphan, with money, that owns a pub...

 

and is a nymphomaniac

[KhaoHom]

1 minute ago, bkk6060 said:

Young

Sexy

All holes

No kids

Cooks/cleans

Doesn't talk much

 

I'm guessing you're not married, never will be

[KhaoHom]

Just now, NanLaew said:

 

and is a nymphomaniac

 

Generally speaking that's not Thai women 😳

[NanLaew]

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

If she's loyal, honest and reliable.

 

Does that simple criteria prevent you from ending up with a man-hating feminazi (again)?

[bkk6060]

1 minute ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Generally speaking that's not Thai women 😳

Really?  Sounds like you made a poor choice..