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While at a Washington dinner party, who was overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb-" before stopping abruptly, then continuing, "As I was telling President Bush"?

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While at a Washington dinner party, who was overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb-" before stopping abruptly, then continuing, "As I was telling President Bush"?

Hillary Clinton?

While at a Washington dinner party, who was overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb-" before stopping abruptly, then continuing, "As I was telling President Bush"?

Hillary Clinton?

'fraid not.

It was the loving Condaleena Rice (why dosn't she change her name to Jasmine?).

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While at a Washington dinner party, who was overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb-" before stopping abruptly, then continuing, "As I was telling President Bush"?

Hillary Clinton?

'fraid not.

It was the loving Condaleena Rice (why dosn't she change her name to Jasmine?).

You gotta link from a reliable source for this BS Tommy? :o

Sounds like some of that Tabloid gossip straight out of your favorite paper, The Sun! :D

While at a Washington dinner party, who was overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb-" before stopping abruptly, then continuing, "As I was telling President Bush"?

Hillary Clinton?

'fraid not.

It was the loving Condaleena Rice (why dosn't she change her name to Jasmine?).

You gotta link from a reliable source for this BS Tommy? :o

Sounds like some of that Tabloid gossip straight out of your favorite paper, The Sun! :D

I can absolutely guarantee that everything I post is as reliable sourced as anything you post.

While visiting tsunami-ravaged Sri Lanka and posing for a photo op, who said to an aide, "Get some devastation in the back"?

While at a Washington dinner party, who was overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb-" before stopping abruptly, then continuing, "As I was telling President Bush"?

Hillary Clinton?

'fraid not.

It was the loving Condaleena Rice (why dosn't she change her name to Jasmine?).

You gotta link from a reliable source for this BS Tommy? :D

Sounds like some of that Tabloid gossip straight out of your favorite paper, The Sun! :D

:o Since when have you needed a "reliable" source to do anything Boon?

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While at a Washington dinner party, who was overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb-" before stopping abruptly, then continuing, "As I was telling President Bush"?

Hillary Clinton?

'fraid not.

It was the loving Condaleena Rice (why dosn't she change her name to Jasmine?).

You gotta link from a reliable source for this BS Tommy? :o

Sounds like some of that Tabloid gossip straight out of your favorite paper, The Sun! :D

I can absolutely guarantee that everything I post is as reliable sourced as anything you post.

And you, a man of 'letters' - perhaps you meant reliably sourced? :D

While at a Washington dinner party, who was overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb-" before stopping abruptly, then continuing, "As I was telling President Bush"?

Hillary Clinton?

'fraid not.

It was the loving Condaleena Rice (why dosn't she change her name to Jasmine?).

You gotta link from a reliable source for this BS Tommy? :o

Sounds like some of that Tabloid gossip straight out of your favorite paper, The Sun! :D

I can absolutely guarantee that everything I post is as reliable sourced as anything you post.

Condaleena's name is actually CONDOLEEZA :D

While at a Washington dinner party, who was overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb-" before stopping abruptly, then continuing, "As I was telling President Bush"?

Hillary Clinton?

'fraid not.

It was the loving Condaleena Rice (why dosn't she change her name to Jasmine?).

You gotta link from a reliable source for this BS Tommy? :o

Sounds like some of that Tabloid gossip straight out of your favorite paper, The Sun! :D

I can absolutely guarantee that everything I post is as reliable sourced as anything you post.

And you, a man of 'letters' - perhaps you meant reliably sourced? :D

Tu, tut - don't let this man into a restaurant without a tie.

You are obviously not aware it is bad net etiquette to criticise someone's typos.

Whatever could it lead to - you might start talking about ideas next!

While visiting tsunami-ravaged Sri Lanka and posing for a photo op, who said to an aide, "Get some devastation in the back"?

Tom DeLay.

Here's the Tom DeLay mug shot snapped this afternoon (October 20th) when the deposed House majority leader appeared at a Harris County, Texas sheriff's office to be booked on conspiracy and money laundering charges. The Republican pol, 58, was forced to submit to a brief photo and fingerprint session after a District Judge yesterday issued an arrest warrant for him. The congressman is scheduled for his initial court appearance tomorrow in Travis County District Court.

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Speaking about congressional efforts to pass a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, who said, "Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?

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Speaking about congressional efforts to pass a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, who said, "Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?

Billy Graham?

Speaking about congressional efforts to pass a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, who said, "Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?

Sen. Rick Santorum.

Who said, "I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down"?

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Speaking about congressional efforts to pass a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, who said, "Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?

Sen. Rick Santorum.

Who said, "I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down"?

William Bennet - and it was a stupid thing to say even taken in the context he was attempting to use it in. (I know, never end a sentence with a prepositional phrase) :o

Speaking about congressional efforts to pass a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, who said, "Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?

Sen. Rick Santorum.

Who said, "I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down"?

William Bennet - and it was a stupid thing to say even taken in the context he was attempting to use it in. (I know, never end a sentence with a prepositional phrase) :o

Would I ever accuse you of such a sin (only 10 more postings and you can go to bed)?

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Speaking about congressional efforts to pass a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, who said, "Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?

Sen. Rick Santorum.

Who said, "I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down"?

William Bennet - and it was a stupid thing to say even taken in the context he was attempting to use it in. (I know, never end a sentence with a prepositional phrase) :o

Would I ever accuse you of such a sin (only 10 more postings and you can go to bed)?

Only 6 more after this one! :D

Is it "April's Fools Day" today or something :o

I woke up this morning and switched on the TV, for the News. Guess what? There are plans to scrap the age old "Piggy Bank" for fear of upsetting Muslims. <deleted> is going on?

Is it "April's Fools Day" today or something  :o

I woke up this morning and switched on the TV, for the News. Guess what? There are plans to scrap the age old "Piggy Bank" for fear of upsetting Muslims. <deleted> is going on?

I's a Muslim world after all... :D

Is it "April's Fools Day" today or something  :o

I woke up this morning and switched on the TV, for the News. Guess what? There are plans to scrap the age old "Piggy Bank" for fear of upsetting Muslims. <deleted> is going on?

..and that's not to talk about the Jews - oy vey - you think the Kringe has one?

Is it "April's Fools Day" today or something  :o

I woke up this morning and switched on the TV, for the News. Guess what? There are plans to scrap the age old "Piggy Bank" for fear of upsetting Muslims. <deleted> is going on?

I's a Muslim world after all... :D

Careful there. The Taliban outlawed singing...and kite flying. You might find that guitar crashed over your head with an "Allah Akubar!" el kabong.

Who said, "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job"?

G.W. Bush

This is getting pretty bad when he's (Merton) now talking to himself... :o

Tits 28: Boon Mee 7.

Maybe Thomas is talking to the tits?

Could be right there.

When all comes to all, I doubt very much, you will find many members - outside of the pink section - who would swap talking to a pair of tits for talking to anyone or anything else.

And why not? The tits do talk back don't they, at least the ones I look at do. :D

Sometimes they don´t talk, but their little helpers slap...

Is it "April's Fools Day" today or something  :o

I woke up this morning and switched on the TV, for the News. Guess what? There are plans to scrap the age old "Piggy Bank" for fear of upsetting Muslims. <deleted> is going on?

I's a Muslim world after all... :D

Careful there. The Taliban outlawed singing...and kite flying. You might find that guitar crashed over your head with an "Allah Akubar!" el kabong.

When did quick draw convert?! :D

Who said, "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job"?

G.W. Bush

This is getting pretty bad when he's (Merton) now talking to himself... :D

Tits 28: Boon Mee 7.

Maybe Thomas is talking to the tits?

Could be right there.

When all comes to all, I doubt very much, you will find many members - outside of the pink section - who would swap talking to a pair of tits for talking to anyone or anything else.

And why not? The tits do talk back don't they, at least the ones I look at do. :D

Sometimes they don´t talk, but their little helpers slap...

Nipples hold secret messages. :D

nipples give erect massages

This should be just as easy as the last one:

After backing President Bush at the Republican Convention, who said he was given the cold shoulder by his wife and that "there was no sex for 14 days"?

White House officials released what they claim is an intercepted email vowing to launch a terrorist attack on U.S. Soil if White House deputy chief of staff Karl Rove is indicted in the CIA agent leak case.

According to a transcript of the email that Osama bin Laden sent to his followers, the Al Qaeda leader writes that "it would be a foolish mistake for the government to indict one of the most essential people in the White House for a minor technicality merely due to faulty memory." However, the message continues that should an indictment be handed down, "the chaos this 'criminalization of politics' would cause in the power structure of the administration presents an unprecedented opportunity for us to take advantage of this situation with an attack that will make the country sorry it appointment special counsel Fitzgerald," he writes.

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan warned at his daily briefing to reporters that those who ignore the message do so at the potential peril of homeland security. "The president takes this threat very seriously and hopes that those in a position to do something about this will put partisan politics aside for the protection of the men, woman, children and beloved household pets of our great nation," he said.

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I get it , Boon Mee. The entertainment system on the airplane is so bad they have to watch movies through this guys window!!! I've been on flights like that myself!!!! hahahahahahahha

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