Major Real Estate Deal

President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French:

President Bush and a giddy Jacques Chirac shake hands on the deal.

BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.

"This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French Prime Minister Jack Chirac, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in exchange for 25 million dollars cash."

The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild.

"Jack understands full well that this one's a 'fixer upper,'" said Bush. "He and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they've got a lot of work to do. But Jack's assured me, if it's not right, they're going to fix it."

The move has been met with incredulity from the beleaguered residents of Louisiana.

"Shuba-pie!" said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. "Frafer-perly yum kom drabby sham!"

However, President Bush's decision has been widely lauded by Republicans.

"This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President," said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Instead of spending billions and billions, and billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we've just made 25 million dollars in pure profit."

"This is indeed a smart move," commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. "Not only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we've made money on the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again."

The money gained from 'T'he Louisiana Refund' is expected to be immediately pumped into the rebuilding of Iraq.

Sounds like a good move to me!

No, BM this is troll topic.

You have a very poor sense of humor, my friend.

No, BM this is troll topic.

You have a very poor sense of humor, my friend.

It's a rib-splittin' Hoot - you betcha!

I guess you want to sell Florida back to the Spainish and the South west back to Mexico? Maybe we can get a deal from the Sioux for Kansas? Anything they would do would be an improvement.

"This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger and better as a result.

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Naaaa, must be made up- Dubya would NEVER say: "America will be stronger and better as a result"

- rather: " America will be stronger and more better as a result"...

almost had me goin' BM

BTW, your state has some 'french connections' n'est ce pas?

Minnesota State Motto: A red banner with yellow letters has the state motto, "L'ETOILE DU NORD," meaning "the star of the north" in French

"This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger and better as a result.

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Naaaa, must be made up- Dubya would NEVER say: "America will be stronger and better as a result"

- rather: " America will be stronger and more better as a result"...

almost had me goin' BM

BTW, your state has some 'french connections' n'est ce pas?

Minnesota State Motto: A red banner with yellow letters has the state motto, "L'ETOILE DU NORD," meaning "the star of the north" in French

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He is a frog lover in the closet.

Not surprised by the latest move by the educationally-challenged President, nor his Republican stooges or his illiterate Fox mouth-pieces...

For these historically dumb individuals, the "Lousiana Purchase" was MUCH more than just Louisana...

Sell 1/3 of America (includes Minnesota, btw) for $23m. Good move, Dubya.

Final note:

Somehow fail to find ANY humor in the deaths of 1,000+ people and the complete destruction of a huge area... but then again, I'm not Republican... having a brain and a heart preclude my membership in their organization.

Major Real Estate Deal

President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French:

President Bush and a giddy Jacques Chirac shake hands on the deal.

BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.

"This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French Prime Minister Jack Chirac, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in exchange for 25 million dollars cash."

The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild.

"Jack understands full well that this one's a 'fixer upper,'" said Bush. "He and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they've got a lot of work to do. But Jack's assured me, if it's not right, they're going to fix it."

The move has been met with incredulity from the beleaguered residents of Louisiana.

"Shuba-pie!" said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. "Frafer-perly yum kom drabby sham!"

However, President Bush's decision has been widely lauded by Republicans.

"This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President," said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Instead of spending billions and billions, and billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we've just made 25 million dollars in pure profit."

"This is indeed a smart move," commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. "Not only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we've made money on the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again."

The money gained from 'T'he Louisiana Refund' is expected to be immediately pumped into the rebuilding of Iraq.

Sounds like a good move to me!

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Stop plagarism now!!!! Post your source!!

I guess you want to sell Florida back to the Spainish and the South west back to Mexico? Maybe we can get a deal from the Sioux for Kansas? Anything they would do would be an improvement.

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I guess if outsourcing our jobs overseas is a good idea then outsourcing our gov't is an even better idea!!!!

I guess you want to sell Florida back to the Spainish and the South west back to Mexico? Maybe we can get a deal from the Sioux for Kansas? Anything they would do would be an improvement.

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I guess if outsourcing our jobs overseas is a good idea then outsourcing our gov't is an even better idea!!!!

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Sure, outsource the pres and the rest of the world will love us!

I guess you want to sell Florida back to the Spainish and the South west back to Mexico? Maybe we can get a deal from the Sioux for Kansas? Anything they would do would be an improvement.

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I guess if outsourcing our jobs overseas is a good idea then outsourcing our gov't is an even better idea!!!!

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To a call center in India.

I guess you want to sell Florida back to the Spainish and the South west back to Mexico? Maybe we can get a deal from the Sioux for Kansas? Anything they would do would be an improvement.

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I guess if outsourcing our jobs overseas is a good idea then outsourcing our gov't is an even better idea!!!!

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To a call center in India.

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And when the pres speaks we will have a good reason for not understanding him.

The FBI are shifting though the ruins of New Orleans looking for the remains of a Suicide Plumber

The FBI are shifting though the ruins of New Orleans looking for the remains of a Suicide Plumber

And, parts of east Texas...