Did you feel that the Republican landslide victory of over 1% proved the Democrats are done for?

Did you suffer the disappointment of voting with you conscience?

Do you feel the need to join a party you can trust to cheat, manipulate, re-district, sue, lie and force its way to triumph every time?

If your answers are yes, you could be on the way to join the great right-wing movement.

Keep tuned-in, for further tests.

I used to be a Democrat but then I had go out and get a JOB!

"...Conservatives have excellent credentials to speak about human rights. By our efforts, and with precious little help from self-styled liberals, we were largely responsible for securing liberty for a substantial share of the world's population and defending it for most of the rest." -- Margaret Thatcher

Anyone else bored of all this cr@p yet?

Wolfie, I think we need to start a seperate forum just for Boon Mee and TM throw in a few from Butterfly and then lock it for everyone else. Then, Boon Mee is happy, TM is happy and Butterfly will continue the same

Wolfie, I think we need to start a seperate forum just for Boon Mee and TM throw in a few from Butterfly and then lock it for everyone else. Then, Boon Mee is happy, TM is happy and Butterfly will continue the same

mwwaaahhhh.

Anyone else bored of all this cr@p yet?

Hey!

Tommy started this one 'cause nobody has responded to his 'Spike Lee' thread and he basically feels ignored.

In the spirit of Christian Charity I simply posted a reply.

What's the fault with that?

In the spirit of Boon's spirit...

Everyone knows how Kennedy got elected. Vote early and vote often. That's the Democrat call.

in 1960, Daley "delivered" Chicago to John F. Kennedy by stuffling ballot boxes; in several cases, some Chicago precincts had more ballots cast than eligible voters. Daley's conduct in this regard gave Chicago a reputation for political skulduggery that it held for years after Daley's passing.

The right is accused of thwarting voters by throwing people off the registered voter's lists. But it is an attempt to keep the dead from voting and it is to keep people from voting who are registered at non existing addresses.

I'm quoting from Wikipedia (Richard J. Daley entry) here. I know it is a open source enyclopedia of sorts that anyone can post entries to. But I would guess the Wiki committee has read through the Daley entry entry and it has been approved. I have my doubts about the posted definition for "racism" though. Someone responsible should have a look at that one.

You might be a republican if you look in your wallet and find a membership card for the Republican Party with your name and signature on it.........jeeeees........what the heck is this topic about anyway!!!!

I was pleasantly surprised to see, amongst the readers of Bedlam, there appears to be quite a few potential Republicans.

The next question is: which type of Republican are you?

Are you:

• Redneck – “Got a problem? Talk to the gun”

• Rich – “Class warfare is treason”

• Wanna-be-rich – “It’s not illegal if you shred the evidence”

• Religious – “Jesus loves you and he’s going to kill you”

• Tough Guy – “I’ll kick every Liberal’s big faggoty ass!”

• Old – “Dammn you Roosevelt! No Turnip Tax!”

• Sheep – “Terrorists just hate freedom.”

• Evil – “The meek shall inherit my wrath.”

When you have found your role, you will be able, next time, to learn how to be “The Compassionate Conservative”.

Republicans in the U.K are the opposite politically to the ones in the U.S.

Republicans in the U.K are the opposite politically to the ones in the U.S.

Same here. With a few exceptions, the republicans in Canada are all lefties. Bugger 'em.... God Save The Queen

cv

I love Supreme Court Justice Thomas Sowell's definition of a "racist": "a conservative (Republican) winning an argument with a liberal" (Democrat)!

if you are a republican you can give Gorge a pick-me-up here

http://www.yeeguy.com/freefall/

I was pleasantly surprised to see, amongst the readers of Bedlam, there appears to be quite a few potential Republicans.

The next question is: which type of Republican are you?

Are you:

• Redneck – “Got a problem? Talk to the gun”

• Rich – “Class warfare is treason”

• Wanna-be-rich – “It’s not illegal if you shred the evidence”

• Religious – “Jesus loves you and he’s going to kill you”

• Tough Guy – “I’ll kick every Liberal’s big faggoty ass!”

• Old – “Dammn you Roosevelt! No Turnip Tax!”

• Sheep – “Terrorists just hate freedom.”

• Evil – “The meek shall inherit my wrath.”

When you have found your role, you will be able, next time, to learn how to be “The Compassionate Conservative”.

Or everyone could be like you and be a:

PC NUTCASE and act like this: Oh sorry, you have some religious problems with the rest of the world and have to do some bombings to kill people so that you can be understood. Let's get together and talk about this so we can kiss your A$$ and give you everything you require. Let's just change the way we live and believe so it coincides with you and your ideals and then we will have no problems. We don't blame you, your religion or it's people for doing these murders or not coming forward to inform anyone of your actions. It's our fault for not being more PC enough to understand the strifes that we are imposing on you.

Go suck an egg tm, you make me sick.

PC NUTCASE and act like this: Oh sorry, you have some religious problems with the rest of the world and have to do some bombings to kill people so that you can be understood. Let's get together and talk about this so we can kiss your A$$ and give you everything you require. Let's just change the way we live and believe so it coincides with you and your ideals and then we will have no problems. We don't blame you, your religion or it's people for doing these murders or not coming forward to inform anyone of your actions. It's our fault for not being more PC enough to understand the strifes that we are imposing on you.

Go suck an egg tm, you make me sick.

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Redneck Tough Guy then.

Now that we have found our roles (many have actually declared them on Thaivisa – how nice) let us learn how to be Compassionate Conservatives:

Don’t worry. You don’t have to compassionate or conservative. Just follow these four easy rules…

1. Be Really Really Patriotic

Wave your flag, love your leaders and call anyone who tries to question, criticize or change the government a filthy traitor. If Liberals loved America, they would stop trying to fix it and start trusting it blindly.

2. Accept Christ As Your Own Personal Weapon

Drop the J Bomb! Remember that the more you talk about Jesus, the less you need to act like Him.

3. Follow the Herd

Stop thinking too much. You’ve got talk radio to think for you. Right-wing pundits are your new brain. Their blessed opinions are your new unquestioned facts. The louder they shout it, the truer it probably is.

4. Love to Hate

Become a racist, sexist or xenophobe! Pick which prejudice is right for you. Make sure you hate gays & the French, but the rest is up to you!

Doesn’t seem to be too many Compassionate Conservatives out there, but then these are not the first words that leap to mind when considering “the Right” and “Bedlam”.

On the other hand Faking Anger to Get Your Own Way has a familiar ring to it.

But in order to do this effectively, you must follow this advice:

Never stop looking for reasons to get upset. When you find one, don’t forget to blow it out of all proportion. Blame the offender for the decline of society, and if possible for corrupting the innocence of youth.

But above all follow this list for the subjects which demand your increasing anger (in reverse order):

6. Who Cares :- Poverty, Greed, Corrupt Politicians, Racism, War, Violence on TV

5. Annoyed : - The Liberal Media, Bad Words on TV, Marijuana

4. Offended :- Blasphemy, Sex on TV, Someone who Does not share Your Humour

3. Disgusted :- Outspoken Hollywood Liberals, Bush-Bashers, France

2. Outraged :- Evolution Theory, Thomas Merton, Criticism, Political Correctness

1 . Join the Lynch Mob :- Gay Marriage, Abortion, Gay Politicians and anyone older than you, who admits to, or has been accused of, having sexual relations with someone under the age of your current GF (you must attack them for being a paedophile).

Wrong thread - sorry...

Wrong thread - sorry...

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Self denial par excellence!

Karl Konspiracy Kaper

The KKK BM?

However, "You might be a republican":

IF you feel sorry for Republican house majority leader Tom Delay getting booked and fingerprinted yesterday for illegally using illegal funds from corporates to well, er, illegally re-draw constituencies to favour well, er, republicans...

OR, IF you feel sorry for Bush's enforcer and 'brain', Karl (the knee capper;) Rove, who's about to get fingerprinted for leaking and exposing the name of a CIA operative, who's 'crime' (in his eyes) was having a husband whom had the audacity to say there were no evidence of weapons of mass destruction...

OR, if you believe the Minnesota Wild are going to win Lord Stanley's cup

(mind you, they're off to a super start I see)

You most certainly will be a good Republican if you share the religious views of the Attorney General, John Ashcroft.

I am utterly convinced many Thaivisa members sleep well knowing the legal system of the USA is watched over by a man whose political agenda has this fundament:

Homosexuality is evil and causes disease; Christians should not make friends with non-Christians; people should avoid all "sexually suggestive forms of media and entertainment"; speaking in tongues is a necessary component of salvation; Jesus isn't just coming, he's coming to take over the world; mixed-gender dancing leads to evil and should be avoided; and government and laws should be predicated on the teachings of the Christian bible.

Some verbatim quotes from the John Ashcroft's "Assembly of God" Church's teachings include:

* "The spread of oriental religions and the occult in America has brought with it an increase in demon possession similar to that reported formerly by missionaries on foreign fields. All too often there has been too little teaching in this area."

* "All believers who have died will rise from their graves and will meet the Lord in the air, and Christians who are alive will be caught up with them, to be with the Lord forever."

* "The Millennial Reign of Christ when Jesus returns with His saints at His second coming and begins His benevolent rule over earth for 1,000 years. At that time many in the nation of Israel will recognize and accept Him as the Messiah, the Savior who died for them and all mankind."

* "The Assemblies of God calls youth and singles to refrain from all forms of sexual intimacy until marriage. Such actions would include prolonged sessions of kissing, words of unique expression, actions of intimate caressing, and partial or total nudity."

* "Unfortunately, many today mislabel those who speak out against the sin of homosexuality as hate-mongers and prejudiced people seeking to oppress and take away the rights of homosexuals. But these persons view homosexuality from a skewed social perspective devoid of true biblical morality."

* "Generally it is risky for Christians to build deep friendships with those who do not share a spiritual bond in Christ. If the friendship has no deep spiritual unity, it is then based on secular values, material interests, and views of the world. In such instances the negative spiritual toll on the Christian is significant as one's spirit is constantly dulled through repeated exposure to worldviews and ideas. Few Christians are able to live consistent holy lives when unequally yoked in deep friendships with unbelievers."

* "The alarming shift from a Judeo-Christian philosophy to secular humanism as the foundation of American government has created profound problems for all Bible-believing churches. More and more, government is defying biblical principles and interpreting sinful behavior as civil rights, i.e. abortion and homosexuality. The church as the body of Christ is obligated to respond."

The Difference Between Republicans And Democrats

Q: What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?

A: The prostitute give value for the money she takes.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?

A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?

A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?

A: Chelsea.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?

A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?

A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?

A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

Q: Why did God create Democrats?

A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?

A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?

Q. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!