Say this out loud next time you are fondling the mammaries of your Thai wife/girlfriend.

Then post her response below on this topic......

This should belong to the tits thread

I'm too much of a coward to say this quip to my wife.

She'd hit me with a frying pan.

(Actually, I meant to post this topic in the 'Jokes' Forum, can it be moved?)

u can ask me, just 5 baht , discount for a funny friend like u

I'm too much of a coward to say it to my wife.

She'd hit me with a frying pan.

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She will hit you with the frying pan anyhow, so why not do it ?

You do know what it means, don't you ?

u can ask me, just 5 baht , discount for a funny friend like u 

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5 baht ? something sounds fishy. Are they real ? we will need to see some evidence here

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

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"You have 10 baht tits" ? (and a 1,000 baht butt !)

u can ask me, just 5 baht , discount for a funny friend like u 

You should be charging more for D cup!

So by saying this to a woman you are implying that she is a sex worker?

So by saying this to a woman you are implying that she is a sex worker?

No, thats not it.

Her reaction should be more...

'Where did you learn a line like that???!!'

I.e you'd been to some dive bar where chapping ladies noms comes at the princely sum of just ten baht.

u can ask me, just 5 baht , discount for a funny friend like u

5 baht x 2 noms = 10 baht.

Unless one is like Scaramanga in 'Man With the Golden Gun', who legitimately could change B 15.

My GF knows I like nom sib Baht. Especially the chocolate taste Dutchie

She'd probably just go take one out of the fridge for me

My wife used to have tits that were worth 10b a prod but with deflation over the years..................