Wherever would one find a Scot full to the brim with self respect   

Jockstar is usually "full to the brim", but I never heard of "self respect" whisky before...

I have a foot fetish......

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I have a hair fetish, my perfect woman would have hair down to her knees

I have a foot fetish......

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I have a hair fetish, my perfect woman would have hair down to her knees

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Pubic or Head?

Pubic or Head?

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Head, Only on her head!

I was kidnapped by a lesbian rock band

I was kidnapped by a lesbian rock band

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That explains the suit and hat.

Without a doubt Rory Sommerville You are famous Jockstar. Google can be so useful. You are famous mate, number 1

Without a doubt Rory Sommerville   You are famous Jockstar. Google can be so useful. You are famous mate, number 1

My name is Gallaghar Sommerville.

At first i just thought i had Arachibutyrophobia, Ergophobia and Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Then i realised what i actually had, was Phobophobia so i had that treated and now i only have Panophobia

I don't care for Garden Spiders much.

I have seen The Queen of England

I saw a plane crash

I have flown on Concorde (not the one that crashed)

I dont like heavy metal music

I met John Major and Michael Hessletine when they were famous.

I went to Sir Douglas Hurd's house.

All my other 'Claims to Fame" were on Merton's "Big Deal" Thread

I was kidnapped by a lesbian rock band

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That was my mum's band, dad.

Met François from ThaiVisaDotCom and his Thai family at a week-end in Kan, Ex-err-lant.

K.O. that I had too prod into ThaiVisaDotCom after a long time (Lov U Lots, please stick to Pepsi, and not Coke ‘a’ Cola, (message in a bottle ) no good for you BTW, K.O.)

And the best I leave for last,

I joined up to

“ThaiVisaDotCom” . I Thank you.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

I LOVE this thread............. You guys are so funny!

I climbed a live volcano once in GUATAMALA (hello Kayo!!!!  ) and..........

First prize: A round trip ticket to.......... SOUTH AMERICA?  ?????????

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NO!!! Don´t go to south america... go CENTRAL.... (we are very specific about this... We are Latin American but we are of the central americas. Oh, and we are far more "american" than anybody from the united states or canada.

I´m english/dutch, though.

With Thai Spirit.

Here's one of my stories. Hope you enjoy it.

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That is a great story.

Claims to fame are on the TM big deal thread too... though I don´t think I mentioned one of my thai-related claims to fame, which was meeting the queen of holland and crown prince, in 2004, at the entrance of the thai burma death railroad museum in Knachanburi with a large group of students from I school I helped out at for a while.

My best friend while living in LOS used to teach some of the royal family kids... She stopped quite soon though, to keep her sanity. For obvious reasons I cannot get into details.

I have an allergy to w*rk.

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and t*x, s*briety, and j*b...

And the best I leave for last, 

I joined up to  “ThaiVisaDotCom” . I Thank you. Yours truly,

Kan Win

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Erm...

moderation.... far more moderation than I have with alcohol. Up until now, that´s the truth I promise.

I was the UK National Superscout 1983

I won a trophy and a rather fetching Baden Powel hat

I have a foot fetish......

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I have a hair fetish, my perfect woman would have hair down to her knees

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I used to have hair up to my bum when I was at school

I used to have hair up to my bum when I was at school 

Don't you mean hair DOWN to your bum

If it was up to your bum then the hair would have to be coming from .........

....errr......forget it.

I used to have hair up to my bum when I was at school 

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Don't you mean hair DOWN to your bum

If it was up to your bum then the hair would have to be coming from .........

....errr......forget it.

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Yeah, I thought something was wrong with that sentence too. I read it, and reread it, then thought about it a lot, then it all went blurry

I used to have hair up to my bum when I was at school 

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Don't you mean hair DOWN to your bum

If it was up to your bum then the hair would have to be coming from .........

....errr......forget it.

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Yeah, I thought something was wrong with that sentence too. I read it, and reread it, then thought about it a lot, then it all went blurry

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Okay I made a mistake! Tsk.

I hate brushing my teeth when wearing a shirt.

I used to have hair up to my bum when I was at school 

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And now?

I have a foot fetish......

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I have a hair fetish, my perfect woman would have hair down to her knees

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I used to have hair up my bum when I was at school

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I also have a hairy arse

I was the UK National Superscout 1983

I won a trophy and a rather fetching Baden Powel hat

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As they said on "Little Britain" Baden-Powell founded the Scout movement after he read Jungle Book

I used to have hair up to my bum when I was at school 

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Don't you mean hair DOWN to your bum

If it was up to your bum then the hair would have to be coming from .........

....errr......forget it.

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Yeah, I thought something was wrong with that sentence too. I read it, and reread it, then thought about it a lot, then it all went blurry

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Yer old dad said that you'd go blind if you kept it up.

Icey just told me on msn that when she was younger she used to put talc on her hair to see what she looked like when she is older.

aaah, how cute is that.

disclaimer: I'm not sure its entirely ethical to have posted that obviously personal and perhaps embarrassing confession, but I don't care, its funny.

Icey just told me on msn that when she was younger she used to put talc on her hair to see what she looked like when she is older.    

aaah, how cute is that.

disclaimer:  I'm not sure its entirely ethical to have posted that obviously personal and perhaps embarrassing confession, but I don't care, its funny.

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I'm embarrased!

I'll get you back one day Maddy just you wait!

Despite Boon Mee's (and perhaps other's) assumption that I am (still) languishing in an Ivory Tower - I come home every day smelling of machine oil.

u use it on your hair TM ?

Despite Boon Mee's (and perhaps other's) assumption that I am (still) languishing in an Ivory Tower - I come home every day smelling of machine oil.

Have you bought a sex machine then ?

u use it on your hair TM ?

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Is that the kind of question you really want to ask?

When I was little I used to have a fear of flushing the toilet! I thought some monster would jump out and take me back to the toilet world