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The Moog's Christmas Sermon

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I'm sure Dave could put Scampy up! (plenty room in Blues Factory) :o

Actually I think Scampy genuinely believes he is gaining valuable "life experience" living in a shipping container with no facilities.

I fail to see how this valuable life experience will benefit him in his "career" though.

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No smiles - sure you lads are having a good time???

Brit - read the title of the post. How could you expect us to enjoy the perfectly roasted turkey, the ripe cheeses, the cakes and the bewildering array of beverages knowing that the Champ is all alone on Christmas day in his container eating 40 bt rice and sweet and sour pork? Do you think we are that heartless???

I'm sure Dave could put Scampy up! (plenty room in Blues Factory) :D

Actually I think Scampy genuinely believes he is gaining valuable "life experience" living in a shipping container with no facilities.

I fail to see how this valuable life experience will benefit him in his "career" though.

Fking hel_l - Scampy's actually living in a shipping container? :o I thought that was windup.... :D

No smiles - sure you lads are having a good time???

Brit - read the title of the post. How could you expect us to enjoy the perfectly roasted turkey, the ripe cheeses, the cakes and the bewildering array of beverages knowing that the Champ is all alone on Christmas day in his container eating 40 bt rice and sweet and sour pork? Do you think we are that heartless???

Well could have brought the festivities to the container - we all know how Scampy detests asian cuisine.

Off topic question - who was the chef or did all 3 of you partake in cooking duties?

I'm sure Dave could put Scampy up! (plenty room in Blues Factory) :o

Actually I think Scampy genuinely believes he is gaining valuable "life experience" living in a shipping container with no facilities.

I fail to see how this valuable life experience will benefit him in his "career" though.

Depends the size of the container I suppose.

If he lives in a 20ft container he might promote to a 40 ft container in future.

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knowing that the Champ is all alone on Christmas day in his container eating 40 bt rice and sweet and sour pork? Do you think we are that heartless???

His Scampiness did phone us while we were slogging though the dessert trolley - talking about his container, with a neo-Pogue dirge...

'The wind goes right through you, its no place for the old, - when you first took my hand on that cold Christmas Eve, you promised me Broadway was waiting for me'

It worked.

We cut the phone line and immediately made a beeline for the malt whiskey.

Yeah you are mean.

Why do you ridicule someone who thinks you are a freind?

He will be back soon you know?

Now give us all a good laugh and post a picture of the 3 of you now!

Lets see how different you look from 9 hours and a couple of bottle of Malts later?

Happy Christmas

As far as I'm concerned the guy is doing his best and I for one wish hiw well.

All the best to you too Jockstar! Hope you had a nice first Christmas as a married man!

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Away in a container, no crib for a bed,

The little Lord Scampy laid down His sweet head.

The stars in the sky looked down where He lay,

The little Lord Scampy, asleep on the hay.

The roaches are running, Scampy awakes,

But little Lord Scampy, no crying He makes;

I love Thee, Lord Scampy, look down from the sky

And stay by my cradle til morning is nigh.

Be near me, Lord Scampy, I ask thee to stay

Close by me forever, and love me, I pray;

Bless all the dear children in Thy tender care,

And fit us for Heaven to live with Thee there.

From what has ben said previously this is starting to make sense now.

Especially from the bye-line (or bye bye line)

What a pathetic, smug and mostly sad lot you've absolutely proven to be here Moog, Blake7 et al. You guys apparently NEED to deride another person in this manner to inflate and feed your obviously fragile feelings of self-importance??? :D:D:D

Like taking pablum from a baby, playing pied pipers to the lowest forms of sheep on a public forum. You must be so proud, so smug, so gifted :o

If nothing else, you've certainly re-defined the meaning of shallow...Absolute shame on you school yard bullies, masquerading as functioning adults. Merry Christmas :D

I think, and hope, that the piss take is all in jest. As far as i'm aware, The Moog, Blake7 et al are all on friendly terms with Scampy. I would like to join in wishing The Gentleman Scamp all the best, he seems like a genuine guy who is trying to find his place in life. As most of us know, the road to contentment is rarely straightforward, but if he has the courage to keep trying i'm sure eventually he will arrive at a destination he is happy with.

I would also like to take this opportunity to wish everyone else on this forum good fortune in the future. Merry christmas.

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What a pathetic, smug and mostly sad lot you've absolutely proven to be here Moog, Blake7 et al. You guys apparently NEED to deride another person in this manner to inflate and feed your obviously fragile feelings of self-importance???

Mmm yes fascinating.

Talking to him yesterday, TGS took the teasing in good spirits. (Anyway, there are multimillions of people like him working on Xmas Day)

Point is this. Last Xmas I spent all day in hospital with my wife with her having 25 week contractions. Others were on the beach in Phuket, having a cocktail, feeling happy and looking forward to another nice day on the 26th.

C'est la vie, - goes to show you never can tell.

Here we all are. Butterfly, Blake 7 and myself - we are accompanied with family and friends - toasting the People's Champ.

We sit behind a recently devoured turkey and whilst extremely full are going to force down some Xmas cake and a variety of cheeses. Followed by port and Macallan whisky.

Butterfly forgot the Moet, <what a jackass>.

Anyway, here we are, having just remembered Scampy, and hoping he could have joined us.

We open presents next.....

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All I've got is the word attachmentid=4312.........................on all of my computors

What a pathetic, smug and mostly sad lot you've absolutely proven to be here Moog, Blake7 et al. You guys apparently NEED to deride another person in this manner to inflate and feed your obviously fragile feelings of self-importance???

Mmm yes fascinating.

Talking to him yesterday, TGS took the teasing in good spirits.

Point is this.

Teasing??? :o

The original and real point was quite plain... and quite revealing- you lot publicly derided a guy who's down on his luck, simply to elevate your own shallow feelings of self importance- period.

Coming on here like cynical expat Chavs, on Christmas no less. Pitiful really, even moreso that you seem to have have an audience of some like minded Chav types here enjoying this.

Note your fav christmas song on another thread was also dedicated to publicly deriding the guy with a cynical version of "Do they know it's Christmas"- indeed! Perhaps change the lyrics to a self parody- "Thank god it's them and not me, YOU SUCKERS mwahahaha!" (whilst smugly toasting to another's misfortune with other cynical chav type mates)

Hope you all got what you obviously needed for Christmas- an elevated sense of self importance at another's expense. Bravo, you all must be so pleased :D

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Sounds like you should be in the 'Sermon' business too, you're pretty good at it !

Anyway Champ has just inherited a sizeable property on the South Coast of England and so doesn't have to live in a container when he feel like a change so the joke's on everyone else really.

What a pathetic, smug and mostly sad lot you've absolutely proven to be here Moog, Blake7 et al. You guys apparently NEED to deride another person in this manner to inflate and feed your obviously fragile feelings of self-importance???

Mmm yes fascinating.

Talking to him yesterday, TGS took the teasing in good spirits.

Point is this.

Teasing??? :o

The original and real point was quite plain... and quite revealing- you lot publicly derided a guy who's down on his luck, simply to elevate your own shallow feelings of self importance- period.

Coming on here like cynical expat Chavs, on Christmas no less. Pitiful really, even moreso that you seem to have have an audience of some like minded Chav types here enjoying this.

Note your fav christmas song on another thread was also dedicated to publicly deriding the guy with a cynical version of "Do they know it's Christmas"- indeed! Perhaps change the lyrics to a self parody- "Thank god it's them and not me, YOU SUCKERS mwahahaha!" (whilst smugly toasting to another's misfortune with other cynical chav type mates)

Hope you all got what you obviously needed for Christmas- an elevated sense of self importance at another's expense. Bravo, you all must be so pleased :D

What is your other nic?

will be slipping down to pattaya tomorrow for a couple of days of lazing on the beach , so in the interests of keeping up the good will of this thread , I might have to slip round and rock scampys roof... :o

bambi ngong :o:D

anyhow.. happy new year you guys

What a pathetic, smug and mostly sad lot you've absolutely proven to be here Moog, Blake7 et al. You guys apparently NEED to deride another person in this manner to inflate and feed your obviously fragile feelings of self-importance???

Mmm yes fascinating.

Talking to him yesterday, TGS took the teasing in good spirits.

Point is this.

Teasing??? :o

The original and real point was quite plain... and quite revealing- you lot publicly derided a guy who's down on his luck, simply to elevate your own shallow feelings of self importance- period.

Coming on here like cynical expat Chavs, on Christmas no less. Pitiful really, even moreso that you seem to have have an audience of some like minded Chav types here enjoying this.

Note your fav christmas song on another thread was also dedicated to publicly deriding the guy with a cynical version of "Do they know it's Christmas"- indeed! Perhaps change the lyrics to a self parody- "Thank god it's them and not me, YOU SUCKERS mwahahaha!" (whilst smugly toasting to another's misfortune with other cynical chav type mates)

Hope you all got what you obviously needed for Christmas- an elevated sense of self importance at another's expense. Bravo, you all must be so pleased :D

What is your other nic?

Pudgie I noticed that you studiously avoided that question on another

thread. :D

What a pathetic, smug and mostly sad lot you've absolutely proven to be here Moog, Blake7 et al. You guys apparently NEED to deride another person in this manner to inflate and feed your obviously fragile feelings of self-importance???

Mmm yes fascinating.

Talking to him yesterday, TGS took the teasing in good spirits.

Point is this.

Teasing??? :D

The original and real point was quite plain... and quite revealing- you lot publicly derided a guy who's down on his luck, simply to elevate your own shallow feelings of self importance- period.

Coming on here like cynical expat Chavs, on Christmas no less. Pitiful really, even moreso that you seem to have have an audience of some like minded Chav types here enjoying this.

Note your fav christmas song on another thread was also dedicated to publicly deriding the guy with a cynical version of "Do they know it's Christmas"- indeed! Perhaps change the lyrics to a self parody- "Thank god it's them and not me, YOU SUCKERS mwahahaha!" (whilst smugly toasting to another's misfortune with other cynical chav type mates)

Hope you all got what you obviously needed for Christmas- an elevated sense of self importance at another's expense. Bravo, you all must be so pleased :D

What is your other nic?

Pudgie I noticed that you studiously avoided that question on another

thread. :D

LOL right back Chops :D Seems anytime someone goes against the lowest common denominators of the herd in these parts, they get the stick. It's ok, I fully understand :o

Have a nice day :D

I think people like Moog, Blake7 and butterfly have the right to take the piss out off Scampy. Since they are all mates. And what are mates for? If you dont know or met Scampy then dont be having a go at people who know him better than most. IMHO

What is your other nic?

Pudgie I noticed that you studiously avoided that question on another

thread. :D

LOL right back Chops :D Seems anytime someone goes against the lowest common denominators of the herd in these parts, they get the stick. It's ok, I fully understand :D

Have a nice day :D

The man's got more piss than he knows what to do with . . . here and elsewhere. :o

Carry on, as it is entertaining. :D

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Merry Christmas all... :o

I think people like Moog, Blake7 and butterfly have the right to take the piss out off Scampy. Since they are all mates. And what are mates for? If you dont know or met Scampy then  dont be having a go at people who know him better than most. IMHO

Yes but to be fair Jockstar how are other members to know that there is a :

Moog, Butterfly, Blake'7 and Scampi clique?

It only became clear to me when the Moog posted about "Six months rent in advance please" in his Christmas Lullaby, otherwise I simply would not have known :o

ObladiOblada.

A Newbie you are not.

Enjoy the next 24 hrs :o

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