Tourist Behaving Badly

[chiang mai]

Tops in Central Festival, 2.15pm today, a late twenty/early thirty year old blond Brit female:

She grabs two large bottles of Smirnoff mix from the shelf and the sales guy tells her she can't buy them until after 5,0pm, she has a tizzy, animated and near tears - the sales guy waves her off to the check out, he passed the buck.

Checkout says she can't buy, farang says yes and gesticulates wildly - cashier calls the manager, farang grabs the second bottle, opens it and chugs.

She sees me, I'm the only farang in that area and she stares me down, she mouths an obscenity,

Manager comes along and says she can't buy the booze but has to pay for what she's consumed, the product cannot be taken out of the store.

A crowd of onlookers develop in the distance, store security looks nervous and the farang becomes even more agitated she's vulgar and abusive.

Two Thai guys step forward wearing money belt type belts across their shoulder/chest, typical of undercover police here.

ID's are produced, exit stage left, she's escorted somewhere else, possibly not her best holiday to date.

Feels embarrassing to be a nearby farang in that situation, worst part was the way she tried to intimidate and brow beat the Thai staff.

Sad.

[uptheos]

First trip outside of Ibiza.

[arunsakda]

Panda eyed chavette or tramp stamp blonde?

Nothing as rude as this but one girl at 7-11 last week held up a line for ages babbling on in English about

a wine purchase from the back counter near the cigs.

Edited August 19, 2014 by arunsakda

[Vacuum]

First trip outside of Ibiza.

........and with a bit of luck, the last.

[chiang mai]

Visually, not without class or style, dressed decently - attitude. class and demeanor, Ibiza or worse.

[mauGR1]

Very embarassing situation, and difficult to help her out of a potential trouble, as she looked not friendly at all.

[Ulysses G.]

I hope she spends some time in the clink. Too many tourists think that can get away with anything here, because most Thais don't want to deal with pushiness.

[Tywais]

What does one normally say, oh yeah, useless without pictures - Dave? Sounds like she missed a few AA meetings.

[MESmith]

Why didn't they tell her that if she buys 10 litres its ok?

[Payboy]

It was me. The blond wig makes me do that sometimes.

[chiang mai]

Why didn't they tell her that if she buys 10 litres its ok?

A fair and reasonable point!

But honestly, no sensible person would extend that kind of offer, given her disposition and attitude.

[MESmith]

Just checked on Facebook, & my sister isn't in Thailand

For those without a sense of humour, that's a joke

[Costas2008]

"early thirty year old blond Brit female"

Not surprized, they think the world owes them something.

Similar behaviour, when they come to Greece.

Except, if she comes from Essex.

Then she is excused.

[dave2]

re

What does one normally say, oh yeah, useless without pictures - Dave?

sorry cannot .... im right out of pizzed off angry blondes

this is the only angry looking bird ive got

dave2

[mesquite]

What does one normally say, oh yeah, useless without pictures - Dave? Sounds like she missed a few AA meetings.

Yep. Her behavior is just that of a typical drunk, no more, no less.

[Chicog]

Or an alcoholic. The last one I heard of ended up dead in an alley.

[Jdiddy]

Bloody UK women at it again

[watgate]

I have unfortunately encountered the rudeness and caustic behavior of westerners also and it is nauseating. I was buying a fruit drink at Warorot Market and a couple were trying to browbeat the vendor lady because they felt there wasn't enough banana in their 65 cent drink. I witnessed how it had been prepared and also, I have been going to this same fruit stand lady for 5 years, so I know the quality of her drinks. After watching him get more hostile to her I finally had enough and intervened. I told him it cost them all of 65 cents and you ought to be ashamed of yourself for your rude behavior. A couple of elderly Thai women had come over when the couple first started to raise their voices and try and intimidate the vendor,and after I lit into this couple, the eldery thai ladies looked at me and just smiled. The guy knew I was very upset at them and also knew he had been called out so he immediately backed down and slithered away with his gf.

[AnotherOneAmerican]

Couldn't you talk about her by her nationality, rather than her race?

If you heard her swear, you would know.

Which is worst, young foreign drunk or elderly foreign racist?

[chiang mai]

Couldn't you talk about her by her nationality, rather than her race?

If you heard her swear, you would know.

Which is worst, young foreign drunk or elderly foreign racist?

"a late twenty/early thirty year old blond Brit female".

How much more explicit do you want me to be!

[Jangot]

"early thirty year old blond Brit female"

Not surprized, they think the world owes them something.

Similar behaviour, when they come to Greece.

Except, if she comes from Essex.

Then she is excused.

My daughter-in-law is an early thirties blonde Brit female from Essex.

Does not drink except occasional glass of wine with a meal.

Is a Chartered Accountant and mother or two well behaved children.

Next stereotype please.....

[Costas2008]

"early thirty year old blond Brit female"

Not surprized, they think the world owes them something.

Similar behaviour, when they come to Greece.

Except, if she comes from Essex.

Then she is excused.

My daughter-in-law is an early thirties blonde Brit female from Essex.

Does not drink except occasional glass of wine with a meal.

Is a Chartered Accountant and mother or two well behaved children.

Next stereotype please.....

Congratulations.

You deserve to be a proud FIL and grandfather.

And don't forget, there are always exemptions to the rules.

[MESmith]

"early thirty year old blond Brit female"

Not surprized, they think the world owes them something.

Similar behaviour, when they come to Greece.

Except, if she comes from Essex.

Then she is excused.

My daughter-in-law is an early thirties blonde Brit female from Essex.

Does not drink except occasional glass of wine with a meal.

Is a Chartered Accountant and mother or two well behaved children.

Next stereotype please.....

A loverly song by Ian Dury......

Good evening, I'm from Essex

In case you couldn't tell

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay and I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina

In the back of my Cortina

A seasoned up hyena

Could not have been more obscener

She took me to the cleaners

And other misdemeanors

But I got right up between her

Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicki

If candy-floss is sticky

I'm not a blinking thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy

When I was courting Sandy

Took eight to make her randy

And all I had was shandy

Another thing with Sandy

What often came in handy

Was passing her a 'Mandy'

She didn't half go bandy

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

If I ever took the mickey

I'm not a flipping thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

I'd rendezvous with Janet

Quite near the Isle of Thanet

She looked more like a gannet

She wasn't half a prannet

Her mother tried to ban it

Her father helped me plan it

And when I captured Janet

She bruised her pomegranate

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

If I ever shaped up tricky

I'm not a blooming thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

You should never hold a candle

If you don't know where it's been

The jackpot is in the handle

On a normal fruit machine

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

Who's their brickie

I'm not a common thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag

Obliging and noblesse

Kindly, charming shag

From Shoeburyness

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay

I thought you'd never guess

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

A pair of squeaky chickies

I'm not a flaming thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

Oh golly, oh gosh

Come and lie on the couch

With a nice bit of posh

From Burnham-on-Crouch

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay and I ain't a slouch

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

About Billericay Dickie

I ain't an effin' thicky

You ask Joyce and Vicki

And I'm doing very well

[Costas2008]

"early thirty year old blond Brit female"

Not surprized, they think the world owes them something.

Similar behaviour, when they come to Greece.

Except, if she comes from Essex.

Then she is excused.

My daughter-in-law is an early thirties blonde Brit female from Essex.

Does not drink except occasional glass of wine with a meal.

Is a Chartered Accountant and mother or two well behaved children.

Next stereotype please.....

A loverly song by Ian Dury......

Good evening, I'm from Essex

In case you couldn't tell

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay and I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina

In the back of my Cortina

A seasoned up hyena

Could not have been more obscener

She took me to the cleaners

And other misdemeanors

But I got right up between her

Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicki

If candy-floss is sticky

I'm not a blinking thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy

When I was courting Sandy

Took eight to make her randy

And all I had was shandy

Another thing with Sandy

What often came in handy

Was passing her a 'Mandy'

She didn't half go bandy

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

If I ever took the mickey

I'm not a flipping thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

I'd rendezvous with Janet

Quite near the Isle of Thanet

She looked more like a gannet

She wasn't half a prannet

Her mother tried to ban it

Her father helped me plan it

And when I captured Janet

She bruised her pomegranate

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

If I ever shaped up tricky

I'm not a blooming thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

You should never hold a candle

If you don't know where it's been

The jackpot is in the handle

On a normal fruit machine

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

Who's their brickie

I'm not a common thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag

Obliging and noblesse

Kindly, charming shag

From Shoeburyness

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay

I thought you'd never guess

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

A pair of squeaky chickies

I'm not a flaming thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

Oh golly, oh gosh

Come and lie on the couch

With a nice bit of posh

From Burnham-on-Crouch

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay and I ain't a slouch

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

About Billericay Dickie

I ain't an effin' thicky

You ask Joyce and Vicki

And I'm doing very well

Excellent.

The only thing, what happened to Sharon and Tracy?

Can't see them, in there.

[uptheos]

"early thirty year old blond Brit female"

Not surprized, they think the world owes them something.

Similar behaviour, when they come to Greece.

Except, if she comes from Essex.

Then she is excused.

My daughter-in-law is an early thirties blonde Brit female from Essex.

Does not drink except occasional glass of wine with a meal.

Is a Chartered Accountant and mother or two well behaved children.

Next stereotype please.....

A loverly song by Ian Dury......

Good evening, I'm from Essex

In case you couldn't tell

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay and I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina

In the back of my Cortina

A seasoned up hyena

Could not have been more obscener

She took me to the cleaners

And other misdemeanors

But I got right up between her

Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicki

If candy-floss is sticky

I'm not a blinking thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy

When I was courting Sandy

Took eight to make her randy

And all I had was shandy

Another thing with Sandy

What often came in handy

Was passing her a 'Mandy'

She didn't half go bandy

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

If I ever took the mickey

I'm not a flipping thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

I'd rendezvous with Janet

Quite near the Isle of Thanet

She looked more like a gannet

She wasn't half a prannet

Her mother tried to ban it

Her father helped me plan it

And when I captured Janet

She bruised her pomegranate

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

If I ever shaped up tricky

I'm not a blooming thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

You should never hold a candle

If you don't know where it's been

The jackpot is in the handle

On a normal fruit machine

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

Who's their brickie

I'm not a common thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag

Obliging and noblesse

Kindly, charming shag

From Shoeburyness

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay

I thought you'd never guess

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

A pair of squeaky chickies

I'm not a flaming thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie and I'm doing very well

Oh golly, oh gosh

Come and lie on the couch

With a nice bit of posh

From Burnham-on-Crouch

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay and I ain't a slouch

So you ask Joyce and Vicki

About Billericay Dickie

I ain't an effin' thicky

You ask Joyce and Vicki

And I'm doing very well

Excellent.

The only thing, what happened to Sharon and Tracy?

Can't see them, in there.

[MESmith]

"early thirty year old blond Brit female"

Not surprized, they think the world owes them something.

Similar behaviour, when they come to Greece.

Except, if she comes from Essex.

Then she is excused.

My daughter-in-law is an early thirties blonde Brit female from Essex.

Does not drink except occasional glass of wine with a meal.

Is a Chartered Accountant and mother or two well behaved children.

Next stereotype please.....

A loverly song by Ian Dury......

Good evening, I'm from Essex

In case you couldn't tell

My given name is Dickie

I come from Billericay and I'm doing very well

Excellent.

The only thing, what happened to Sharon and Tracy?

Can't see them, in there.

You're stereotyping again

[Baerboxer]

"early thirty year old blond Brit female"

Not surprized, they think the world owes them something.

Similar behaviour, when they come to Greece.

Except, if she comes from Essex.

Then she is excused.

My daughter-in-law is an early thirties blonde Brit female from Essex.

Does not drink except occasional glass of wine with a meal.

Is a Chartered Accountant and mother or two well behaved children.

Next stereotype please.....

Congratulations.

You deserve to be a proud FIL and grandfather.

And don't forget, there are always exemptions to the rules.

Indeed - not all Greeks are lazy loafers who rely on industrious German's, Brits and Scandinavians to bail out their bankrupt inept country with copious EU handouts while the Germans save their banking system.

And you think others believe the world owes them a favor

Great stereotyping Costas - enjoy the kebabs tonight!

Drunks can often be obnoxious especially when in need of their next fix - nothing to do with nationality, everything to do with addiction.

[scottishjohn]

Couldn't you talk about her by her nationality, rather than her race?

If you heard her swear, you would know.

Which is worst, young foreign drunk or elderly foreign racist?

You said

Which is worst, young foreign drunk or elderly foreign racist.

How about young foreign racist,who should know better, or old foreign drunk, who is too drunk to know any better!

What is your point?

[chiang mai]

If you all keep fighting like this, I wont tell you any more stories or adventures - queue a seriously big fight.

[Costas2008]

"early thirty year old blond Brit female"

Not surprized, they think the world owes them something.

Similar behaviour, when they come to Greece.

Except, if she comes from Essex.

Then she is excused.

My daughter-in-law is an early thirties blonde Brit female from Essex.

Does not drink except occasional glass of wine with a meal.

Is a Chartered Accountant and mother or two well behaved children.

Next stereotype please.....

Congratulations.

You deserve to be a proud FIL and grandfather.

And don't forget, there are always exemptions to the rules.

Indeed - not all Greeks are lazy loafers who rely on industrious German's, Brits and Scandinavians to bail out their bankrupt inept country with copious EU handouts while the Germans save their banking system.

And you think others believe the world owes them a favor

Great stereotyping Costas - enjoy the kebabs tonight!

Drunks can often be obnoxious especially when in need of their next fix - nothing to do with nationality, everything to do with addiction.

You are absolutely right.

The world owes us a favour.

And we expect and demand that suckers like the German's, Brits and Scandinavians to bail out our country.

Otherwise they will go bankrupt themselves.