Eman
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Clearly you would be in a legal pickle...
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
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How to use Santorum in a sentence...
20 years to life without possibility of parole
Just a (poor) joke...
I meant Rick Santorum should be sentenced to a long prison term
Eman
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How to use Santorum in a sentence...
20 years to life without possibility of parole
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Diversify. Stocks, bonds, real estate, CD's. But it depends how much money you're talking about, how old you are, your source of income, etc. As with anything in life, the higher the risk, the higher the payoff. Of course, I'm not talking about a beer-bar in Pattaya.
Generally good advice... Are you, by any chance, the Berkshire of Berkshire-Hathaway
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10 years ago we had
Steve Jobs,
Bob Hope, and
Johnny Cash
Now we have
no Jobs,
no Hope, and
no Cash.
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Years ago I used to keep a list of all the Police officer's names I came across while reading The Nation, or ThaiVisa news clippings, or the Phuket Gazette, etc...
You know the "Today Bangkok Pol General XXX said...."
And I "never" saw the same name twice
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Don't ask questions... Create polls, with two or three simple answers that suit your level of complexity.
Then people can only give you acceptably simple answers.
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All,
I have a proposal for a new forum to be called "The Stupidest most inane post of the week"...
Anyone can nominate any post from any forum/subforum on TV.
Then maybe we can all take a vote once a month or so.
And yes, of course, you are free to nominate this post...
Eman
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Another reader of "This is True" eh, Eman?
That is True
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A helicopter ambulance was forced to make an emergency landing when the pilot reported that a vulture had crashed through the chopper's windshield and hit him in the chest. Neither the pilot nor the medical personnel aboard were injured, and the pilot managed to land safely... Medical helicopter regulations prohibit carrion luggage
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The question is, what IF the mother's statement of conmen using the kid's identity is real? Where is the 2.5 mb? And how many other cases are like this one? The only reason this one was cleared was because they happened to bill a kid. What about others?
What if the mother IS the conman...
She used her sons' name knowing the bank would never actually try to collect from a 3-year old.
She heard about other similar cases and figured out she could pull a fast one herself.
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I see the same thing here in Japan where I live...
I always thought it was so the government could report low unemployment figures
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A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole
One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,
"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,
"Oh, Yum! I smell honey!"
Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way.
"Geez, all I can smell is... MOLASSES!"
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"The tape records widths of between 49 and 56 millimetres"
I first thought that scale is diameter, but after looking on our caliper I doubt that. Thai men would be monster.
Than I took the size /3.14: 56/3.14=17.8 mm that looks too small.
What mistake did I made???
You didn't make any mistake.. but, this is strange??? I think it is them who made the mistake on wrong interpretation of widths, lengths or diameter.
The OP says "The scale given at 49-52-53-54-56 millimeters, is based on a standard of penis width of Thai men"...
It could just be a unitless number representing the range of "standard" sizes.
Does not necessarily have to be an actual mm measurement.
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In your opinion, what do you think Thais mean by katoey? Does it only refer to transgendereds or transvestites? The loan-word "gay" is very new in Thailand.
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I may not know much about what they are saying... But I know what I like
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# Man who run in front of car get tired.
# Man who run behind car get exhausted
# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
# Man who drive like h1ll bound to get there.
# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
# Man who sit on tack get point!
# Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
# Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
and my favorite
# Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
Is better to <deleted> chicken than pullet
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This forums getting boring so lets talk music.
For me the Dame Shirley Bassy" Lets get this party started" takes some beating but lets put together the ultimate playlist.
No woman no cry
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How do you tell when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house.... When the big hand touches the little hand
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A dwarf was thrown out of the nudist colony - He kept sticking his nose into other people's business.
Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony...
The guy who comes back with a dozen doughnuts and two cups of coffee
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This forums getting boring so lets talk music.
For me the Dame Shirley Bassy" Lets get this party started" takes some beating but lets put together the ultimate playlist.
I like to sing "My Guy" (an old Mary Wells song) at the karaoke bars...
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You are at the south pole and the bear is white.
Absolutely correct. The house is, of course, at the north pole so we assume that the bear is of the polar variety.
Need to find some harder riddles I think. Anyone out there with any good ones?
DM
What has four wheels and flies ?
A garbage truck?
DM
You got it !!
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You are at the south pole and the bear is white.
Absolutely correct. The house is, of course, at the north pole so we assume that the bear is of the polar variety.
Need to find some harder riddles I think. Anyone out there with any good ones?
DM
What has four wheels and flies ?
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Linda keeps asking her Husband to fix the Lawn Mower and cut the grass
He never has time to many other things to do Like Golf & Surfing the Web
He comes home one day after a good morning on the Golf Course and lunch in the Club house.
He puts away his Clubs. And notices his wife is in the Garden. Cutting the grass with Dressmaking Scissors.
Quickly he goes to the Bathroom and comes down with A Toothbrush.
Hey Linda When you have finished cutting the Grass. Maybe you could sweep the Drive.
Then The Fight Started
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday... She just smiled and said "something that goes from 0 to 150 in 5 seconds"
So I gave her a bathroom scale.
Then the fight started
Mosquito Killers
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Try this one...
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Plastic-Bottle-Mosquito-Trap