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Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make progress with any of the girls, so he heads over to the guard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.
"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing those baggy swim trunks that make you look like an old geezer. Grab yourself a pair of speedos, about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato inside. I'm telling you, you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his new Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's even worse than before. Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick. So, Brad goes back to the life-guard again and ask him:
"What's wrong now?"
"Dude!" says the lifeguard: "The potato goes at the front!"
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We have had our townhouse on the darkside for 10 years. Even though we are only there now for a month a year it is in my opinion the best area of Pattaya for me. Plenty of bars for drinking, girls available if you want them and some good restaurants etc.
On another board I am on the only thing apparently missing from the darkside now is a bowling alley.
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We need my wife's birth certificate for her to be able to get Australian citizenship. We seem to have lost her original copy. The Thai embassy in Australia said the only way to get another copy of the birth certificate is to return to Thailand and go and visit the Amphur of her birthplace.
We cannot visit Thailand for awhile at the moment so after doing a bit of googling we came up with an option of a Thai PI company getting the certificate for us. We have had to sign a power of attorney for them to visit the amphur on my wife's behalf. This is still in progress and it will end up costing us 12,000 baht when successful.
There well may have been other options but at the time I was struggling to come up with anything better than this.
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Identity cards, House Registration Documents (Tabien Baan) and marriage certificates for citizens of Pattaya are issued at the Amphur Banglamung.
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Amphur Banglamung
At: Moo 2, Sukhumvit Road , Tambon Na Klua, Amphur Banglamung, Chonburi 20150
Tel: 038 221 124
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Amphur Banglamung
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Thanks for the replies, I got corned beef today, thanks again.
Where from?
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This website has a lot of good information on it for building a house.
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I wash my motorbike and the hire car myself out the front of our house. I probably do this once a week when we are in Pattaya. It embarrasses the wife and she tells me that the neighbours think I am poor because I can't afford to pay someone to clean them.
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Hogan's bar in Soi Khao Talo over on the darkside has been getting good reviews for his kebabs. He also is selling pre-made curries which people are saying are not too bad either.
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Setanta has the rights to the rugby league this year. Most Thai cable and Truevisions (107 I think from memory) have this channel.
Here is a link to their website for Wednesday's schedule. Take an extra hour of the time. ie it start showing the broadcast in Thailand at 4:30pm.
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My Thai brother-in-law is available for hire. He is a good driver and has been doing this for around 12 years. For details and bookings the easiest way is to contact my Welsh brother-in-law in Pattaya and he can organise it.
Just in case you are interested I will PM you with both the mobile numbers,
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Probably Air Asia to Penang or somewhere similar.
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Hi Pattaya_Girl,
Could you please send me his number. I have just returned from being away for a year or so and the roof in the kitchen has been leaking which has caused the plasterboard ceiling to fall apart.
I need to get it fixed quickly.
Cheers,
Groggy
Pattaya's biggest bookstore
in Pattaya
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From my poor memory is it called DK Books or something similar.