housepainter

I've just cut one ear off to see what it's like.

Housepainter may be drying out his brushes.

Three visits in one day ....... haven't the un-moderates anything better to do on here?

Rhetorical.

As for the honour of visits from such notables as webby, thaiphoon and Maestro [ think British Leyland] why time only to stand and stare?

Amitting what you've written is libellous!

Priceless! What were you? A journo on the Beano?

Pencil me in for tea, Friday at 5pm. I've got to meet you.

Hilarious!

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