CHOPTHAI Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Some how many have jumped onto the ISO certification bandwagon....however not many even realize how they suffer as a result. The Malays recognize that ISO stands for "Ini Susahkan Orang" [This scheme brings trouble to those involved] On a lighter note, ISO can be incorporated into many existing English words and may be become new words hence forth. ISO GLOSSARY 1 ISORE Eye strains resulting from writing procedures and work instructions 2 ISOAP Detergent used to clean up before the Certification Body comes for audit 3 ISO-SO Not a full blown non-conformance yet 4 ISOCIAL A party thrown to celebrate passing the ISO certification audit 5 ISODA Beverage served at the ISOCIAL 6 ISOB The shedding of tears resulting from receiving too many audit non-conformances 7 ISOHAPPY The joy of conformity 8 ISONO-NO An activity that leads to a non-conformance 9 BISON Official ISO mascot 10 ISORRY Response to a corrective action request or a non-conformance 11 ISOMETRICS Being used to measure the quality objectives 12 ISOLATION How the Management Representative feels when introducing the new ISO system Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickerelastic Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I have to pass this on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnoorsapl Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 ISOLATION How the Management Representative feels when introducing the new ISO system. That's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nemi Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 BISON Official ISO Mascot.... roflll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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