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I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a k...