stopnow

^^ As apposed to what colour belt one has progressed to after watching countless grade B, Jackie Chan movies and believing one is a Samurai warrior, these are the type of prats I like to avoid.

Help needed with recomending trades people and suppliers who you have had good experiences with

This will be interesting....

Almost any numskull that gets a job as security or car park attendant automatically think they are Police and often wear child like Police jackets and a silly badge, nothing like dressing up like Deputy Dawg to inflate ones ego.

Here its just NOT the same. Ambulances routinely ignored. Police? NEVER heard a siren. Rescue people? blues and twos all day long, even to the nearest 7/11. I think this might be linked to the public response...

I believe you can tell the state of mind of the community by looking at they way people drive, in Pattaya for example no one gives a toss about anyone but themselves.

You need grit, you need guts, when your dunking ginger nuts! oh its utterly utterly rotten to be ginger!

So when the dam breaks one will be able to walk on water and mimic Jesus if wearing the said footwear.

Next time you need to cross the Mekong please feel free to try your notion out and let us know how the law of physics prevail.

btw im just having a laugh.

Yes the IQ is very low, they even make shoes from wood haven't they heard of leather?

GIVE ME STRENGTH

YAWN

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Gangsters/mafia my arse!

The majority of them that come into a bar in Pattaya and demand anything whether it is politely or not politely are the soi rat informants to soi 9, the police informants, scum bags not mafia.

He is dressed in bland euro clothes, the lack of visible tattoos and the lack of football shirt or singlet (wife beater) does indicate he may not be English. I would need a sound bite to cast further dispersions as to his educational and social status.

One thing I miss about Britain is the very rare times one has to come in contact with a loud mouthed idiotic septic tank. Unfortunately living over here one has the daily occurrence of having to put up with these uneducated, self opinionated imbeciles. If they're not shouting the odds in some restaurant causing an unnecessary atmosphere and spoiling it for everyone else they are doing it in shops, bars, shopping malls and even at the airport once they have landed.

No more shines, Billy. I don't shine shoes anymore...

Finding non alcoholic builders that have even the slightest bit of safe equipment like the basics of having a plug on the end of an extension lead instead of shoving the wires in the mains is almost beyond impossible.

If the man who quotes you the job is not a drunk then you can guarantee the men hired by him when he drives ("up to the village" after you have paid the first installment) to grab some unskilled layabouts will most definitely be alcoholics.

I know that when these builders go to the village to get their staff for the job in hand, it is not uncommon for a worker or two to "jump out the back of the truck" just as they are heading off as they have changed their mind and can't be bothered and the hirer then having to chase them and persuade them to get back on! it's a Circus and for 200 baht a day what does one expect? you ain't getting no Tommy Walsh's that's for sure.

The most embarrassing ones are the "millionaires" wink wink, nudge nudge, you know what I mean, dick heads that haven't got a pot to piss in, in the real world. Pattaya seems to be full of them, egg yolk stained, vest wearing bullshitters that look like extras from the film "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest."

It makes common sense to be ticking over whilst business is quite then have a half full bar of miserable, whining expats moaning about the exchange rate and how the government should devalue the baht. A few weeks of putting up with the likes of the skint slob from Scarborough with a face like a constipated baby scratching around to pay his 90 baht bin one would could possibly be inclined to join Pattaya's notorious high flying club.

Yes, indeed he has not a football t-shirt.

I suppose it's better then walking about dressed like this....

Were not all anabolic brain dead, good commentary can often make the particular match more enjoyable.

He can also be denied entry under:

"Being mentally unstable or having any of the diseases stated in the Ministerial Regulations.

If that was the case Pattaya would be a ghost town, oh wait a minute it is, maybe your on to something.

I wish everyone goodluck, but I am done marrying a thai woman when i can walk down the streets and get 5 pretty ones every day. My avatar is my proof.

Just checked it, looks like Boyz Town would be more your cup of tea.

Get the one that's got the best resale price as that's what she will do as soon as you bugger off. Im taking odd's.

90% will sell it 10% wont...lets have a poll

Bad News For Nightowls Villa supermarket is now closed...

Another nail on the coffin for Thai tourism.

If you chewed and spat tobacco near me I would fold you up like a deck chair.

Can these pond life excuse of human beings from Dirty Harry country cause us foreigners from elsewhere any more shame and disgrace?

If found guilty I hope they shove a .44 Remington Magnum up his Bottle and Glass and pull the trigger twice.

I make noises and facial grimaces. Looks stupid, but it helps.

A bit like this?

for starters:

only some kind of a traumatic event would be something, an 8 year old boy would never forget.

I assume, you do not want to do that with the boy. So forget your target!

I hope, with 8 years, this boy is still not totally destroyed from the bullshit you see everyday on TV. There is really no need for an event, that he will never forget.

Some hints what is important:

Try to see it with the eyes of a 8 year old ! It does not have to be something BIG and expensive and exceptional new! Just some fun for an 8 year old boy. They like to play with their friend or to play with his parents or known adults, adults who knows how to play with children. For this boy, most important is, what happens in his normal life. What happens everyday ! Having people who care for him everyday.People who care, what he feels and what he thinks. People who help him when he needs them .... that is most important.

To make a too big event-birthday will only cause stress to this little boy. So set a limit for time and trouble. The bigger the better is bullshit. It has to be the right amount!

Some practical hints: for the boy: some nice small events: like a gift,

some playing (playing with a new football ... what ever.

Just some "silly" games for young children.

You could go swimming . There is a facility near the tower, between Pattaya and Jomptien.

Take care ! Many children in this age can not swim !. You could ask the boy, what he wants to do . But do no expect an answer !

Think what you can do and not what you can buy!

And do not forget to feed everyone. It doesnt need to to be from "Ritz". But something, you know, he like to eat. May be just ask him.

If I hear, you would impress on him that much, I think, your motives are mostly to much self centered .... SORRY

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