Jangot

I don't like nothin' and I like that fine.

Double negative.....if you don't like nothin' you must be liking something. And by the reading of your statement, you must like liking something.

I think he was aware of the double negative, and that was the ironic point

Texas Instruments TI 44A. 10" TV as a monitor.

Yes, must be the way my mind works, but when I saw the last 2 words in your title, I assumed you were talking about female appendages - so thought you were on about either the windows in that street in Amsterdam - or the betel nut seller girls in Taiwan.

I just hope they don't configure it to think like my wife!!

Started to watch the utube...thought "Oh! another universal soldier player"

But it was a hasty judjement.

Diefinately warmed to him as the vid progressed.

Wish I was back in Chiang Mai and not working away, I would like to see the performance.

His Wikpedia profile is also very interesting.

well, I think if you re going to jump into the fire...dose yourself in petrol first.......

I am a Brit who would rather have been born Australian.

My greatest acheivement is not to get drunk enough to actually reply to yet another inane topic by such a well established troll as MPB...er..oh! dam_n...

All I know is I haven't had my <deleted> groped by men this year thankfully.

Not been through USA airport security this year yet, then?

Paddy ?

Do you have a stand up routine to give?

transam, I like your posts, especially your rubuttals of warped's tyre pressure garbage....but you have to admit that samran got you with the best one line comeback on TV so far this year

Way back in my youth, there was a move afoot to make Esperanto the common language for all.

As this was a 'manufactured' language, it would have avoided all this nationalistic clap-trap.

With the added advantage of it being simplified grammar and spelling - so avoiding all the weird oddities of English.

But then, American, by its dominant culture, I guess, just became universal, and Esperanto disappeared.

Any linguists out there know the full history and reason for the slide to oblivion of Esperanto?

This thread reminds me of throwing a bone to a pack of wild and hungry dogs.

First, the dogs savaged and tore at each other to get to the bone..

And then they just savaged and tore at each other, forgetting about the bone.

Presumably the 62 63 is her bust and hips measurements in inches...the waist coming somewhere in between, if evident at all.

It's called AIDS - Aviation Induced Dementia Syndrome

It is caused by listening to all those people who think that a 6 hour flight should cost less than the 30 minute taxi ride to the airport, or a cup of Starbucks "coffee". All those people who buy a ticket for less than the cost of 4 beers, then expect to be served 6 beers during the flight for free.

I can't believe that you guys have fed this troll for 12 pages. I just had to come back to see how it was going along, so I guess I am just as bad!!!

Jangot considers that theblether has totally lost his mind.

In the event it is found and returned, one fears that the space in the cranium will probably have been taken by congealed porridge.

Actualy my wife and i speak to each other properly ,not in pidgeon english

Well, aren't you just the smarty pants, big congratulations.

As far as I am aware, pidgeons make a sort of coo..coo noise, they do not converse in any form of English.

Pidgin English, however, is a useful medium for people to use when they are not conversant with each other's language.

I can't believe we have come 7 pages without someone mentioning the crime of saying "Don't invest in Thailand more than you can afford to walk away from" as if they had just coined the most profound statement in the universe.

Or maybe someone has, and I slept through it.

And then there is "You can take the girl out of the bar ....etc etc"

Vomit.

Punishment for both/either is to donate everything to the bar girl and be forced to walk away - pre nookie.

This is all just crazy, why do some folk get so wound up about this?

Since humas gained speech, they have been using slang terms for other groups, races, nationalities, some neutral - like an abbreviation of the real description, some cute, some derogatory. It is human nature, it happens.

In my 30+ years travelling around, I have been called (pardon the spellings, not all are spell checkable!) farang, ang moh, gueillo, gaijin, mat sellah, masselei, pom, pommie ..(with expletive), whitey, brit, and probably more I don't recall, or were out of earshot!!

And, frankly, I don't give a dam_n.

Jamaica?? No, she did it of her own accord.

I think to save the effort for some poor soul who feels it his duty to keep this topic re-posted at a clockwork regular interval, we could just ask the mods to set up an auto repost...sort of like a standing order at the bank.

is this a joke or for real? I seriously cannot tell........ if the story were to end at -- I need a guys name removed from my wife's ass.... I would believe this is legit..... but come on......replaced with "several men were here"

Grief, of course it is for real - when did you ever know theblether to come on here with a tall story. Several dozen ladyboys will bear witness to his veracity. They got under his kilt, but never in his sporren, well, not the front sporren anyway.

I wouldn't worry about having the tat removed or modified...

Just get one of those moving LED displays like you see in the back of taxis now, and glue it over the tat.

That way you can reprogramme the message as the score goes up.

Lend her one of yer kilts for when you don't want the message on disply.

Well, just a suggestion .

The last time I renewed my passport whilst in Tailand, about a year ago, I went to Chiang Mai immigration to get my visa and stamp transferred. They said no need. When I next exited Thailand, I showed my old (with the corner chopped off, so 'invalid') passport and my new. They stamped me out with no problem or comment.

The red rose, the white rose, the civil war in England

The blue uniform, the grey uniform, the civil war in USA.

The red villages...........

I curse the educational system I grew up with in Australia... do you know what language besides English that was available to us in the 1960s?

Latin.

At least when I went to Spain and Italy I could work out some of the road signs.

You did a pretty good job with the english scead, I can almost understand you. How's that latin working out for you now?

Cogitat ergo est. (translate... He thinks he'll have another beer)