canine79

Perhaps for Swedes.

According to The World Tourism Organization (UNWTO), The top four international destinations in 2010  were : 

1. France 

2. U.S.A

3. China

4. Spain

Gravion O gravion lol " Knocking on the door with a BANG and now started Kicking on the door."

Oh my :_)))

There is a famous saying " Act your age not your pee pee

size"

Well, good luck.

Amen!

     “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated”

- Mahatma Gandhi

Q. Do men fart more than women?

A. No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do.

Q. At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart? Lol 

A. A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

Q. What makes farts stink?

 A. The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and skatole in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and skatole will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts. 

Q.  Why do farts make noise?

 A. The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. 

Q.Is it harmful to hold in farts?

 A. There are differences in opinion on this one. Certainly, people have believed for centuries that retaining flatulence is bad for the health. Emperor Claudius even passed a law legalizing farting at banquets out of concern for peoples' health.  There was a widespread belief that a person could be poisoned or catch a disease by retaining farts. 

    Doctors I have spoken to recently have told me that there is no particular harm in holding in farts. Farts will not poison you; they are a natural component of your intestinal contents. The worst thing that can happen is that you may get a stomach ache from the gas pressure. But one doctor suggested that pathological distention of the bowel could result if a person holds in farts too much.

Facts on FARTS

Oops

Jk

can't edit the bloody thing. Browsing on phone sucks.

What are u guys on about?

No shortage of skilled workers.. They can shoot a pingpong ball ... They Can open beer bottles ... And u don't call that skill? Lol

The Japs need more workers in TL......get out there and breed fellas.

Wonder if they are willing to pay skilled labour wages?

Or just the same basic minimum wage.

Thought TV didn't allow racial slur?

Airports Council International (ACI) has announced the winners of its annual Airport Service Quality (ASQ) awards for 2010.

The results are based on more than 300,000 passenger surveys completed at participating airports. According to ACI, the survey gives a picture of the entire passenger experience, from the moment of arrival at an airport to the departure gate.

The results help airports to identify areas for improvement and prioritise their investments.

The top five are all in the Asia Pacific region, with Seoul Incheon coming first for the sixth consecutive year.

Best Airpprts in the world : ACI Survey 

1. Seoul Incheon (ICN)

2. Singapore (SIN)

3. Hong Kong (HKG)

4. Beijing (PEK)

5. Shanghai Pudong (PVG)

Source

Sorry about that ( :tomato face: )

I should have done some reading before posting.

I am not so familiar with bb phones, being iPhone user I thought the rest were all android hehehe

I googled google translate for bb torch and found a dl link

- http://www.mobyware.net/blackberry-torch-slider-9800-device-1610/google-translator-get-free-4331.html

Good Luck :-)

U could try google translate - https://market.android.com/details?id=com.google.android.apps.translate&feature=search_result

GL.

Btw see my avatar? That's C Ronaldo

Hawt huh? Lol ssshhh

Jimmyman

Thanks so much for your help.

U are a super *Star*< (*_*)>

I woke up this morning with really smelly and brownish finger....

Imp Lesson learned " he who goes bed with itchy ass wakes up with smelly finger"

Engrish happens lol

Sun is shining weather is cool. What a day!

Why not go out , enjoy the sun, get some vit-D???

&lt;deleted&gt; some of you lot trying to prove by google-ing crime statmyasstics??? As we all know most of the time crime here in the land of smileys goes under reported but if you really wanna .. Try murder per capita?

And why so defensive???? I don't remember pdn saying ' it only happens here in Th' or did it? I musta missed it ... Some people got HURT, hi so or lo so.

Waka waka.

clean n dry cocktail/beer/wine w/e glass, int standard alcohol n spirits not some cheap liver damaging craps, clean toilets, nice n updated tunes no lady gaga or i gotta feeling craps, experienced and friendly bartender/ staff ....

How did she arrive at the Edinburgh airport without a proper visa? Surely Thai passports need to obtain a valid visa (visitor/tourist/w/e) prior to their arrival?

Skinceuticles has some stuff that u might want to try. I have been using it for some time and v happy with the result.

I am not sure if they sell it in Th or not but u could always try strawberrynet.com . i think they ship to thailando.

If not try skinmedix.com.

hehe

Zen have you tried this website http://www.phaseloop.com/foreignprisoners/pris-bangkwang.html

It may be out of date, not sure.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes. English - Chinese

That's not right! -------- Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? ------- Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP----------Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man-------------Dum Fuk

Small Horse ----------Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?----------Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table!------------Ai Bang Mai &lt;deleted&gt; Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift!----------------Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here!---------------Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet!------------Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone!-------------No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week!----------Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight---------------Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile-----------Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive-----------Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great---------------Fa Kin Su Pa

Fa Kin Su Pa.

Thank you but now anita gofradump

If you can't read what it says in the picture, stretch your eyes to the sides (like Chinese) and caption will appear

Good night

The President of the USA, George Bush, and his Vice President, Dick Cheney, are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in, sees them and asks the barman, "Isn't that the President and the Vice President sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour! What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning World War Three."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Arabs and one blonde with big breasts."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why would you kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Cheney and says, "See, I told you no one would care about 140 million Arabs".

Personal experience?

I will add few more

Q. Why are camels called "Ships of the Desert"?

A. Because they're full of Arab seamen

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Immigration control:

Name?

-Abdul Saiid Wahad.

Sex?

-Four times a week.

No, no - male, female?

-Male, female, sometimes camel.

----------------------------------------------------

Ahmed the Arab came to Sydney from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very Ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help Him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor, who said, 'Take dees bocket, go Into de odder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, and den put your head Down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.' Ahmid took The bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket, pissed on the shit, Bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the Doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with Me?' The doctor said, 'You were homesick .'