HenkeLarsgretasson

MAN RULESAT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWNFINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDENOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDETHESE ARE OUR RULES!PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT...

Comment from english teacher. * “Photoshopped” I know that in common parlance the trade name Photoshop has been turned into a verb, but there already existed a perfectly good word for changing the look of photographs even before Photoshop came on the market – editing or enhancing