Pseudolus

They say "you are what you eat". So today I am the toast of the town.

Re Qatada - Send the prick to France and let him be their problem if they are so keen on him staying out of Jordan!

2 Jamie Oliver Drinking games for you. Watch NAKED CHEF. Every time he says "the old", "little" and "mate" you drink 1cc of vodka. You will be smashed in 10 minutes. Second, the "drug addict" game - every time he speaks about food in the manner of a dopehead talking about his skunk, drink half a pint. Floored in 30 minutes.

is this TIMELINE rubbish on FB?

恭喜发财! The year of the Dragon is finally here.

What's the greatest Nation in the world? DoNation.

Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them....

So in our garden, we now not only have long beans and cucumbers growing aplenty, but this morning, a Water Melon! Blimey, move over Tom and Barbara; This is The Good Life Tropical edition. Funny labrador thinks she is helping though by sitting there waiting for things to fall off lol