honkytonklagoon

Just say "Well, the FTSE's up 70 points this morning. Have a nice day."

FTSE up lol are you on crack bro? whatzup

The confusion should give you time to escape. Although the FTSE actually gained 120 points last week.

Just say "Well, the FTSE's up 70 points this morning. Have a nice day."

My advice to the OP is............move to Cambodia.

The UK owns the US.Why did it stay out of the Euro?Dollar will implode, as will the euro.The Great British Pound will be gold dust.

Yes. The good old days will return, and again the Sun will never set on the British Empire.

Just a quick philosophical aside (do not want to hijack this thread and will not post again)........I think 99% of humans today exist and never really live before they die. They are like robots who are programmed to consume and follow instructions from a select unit of mega-greedy people who control them. They never understand who they are, where they are, what life is about, etc. They die without ever having lived. And now on a more positive note

I must agree with this. I watch an endless stream of dead men walking commute to work every day. They are dead already and have been unable to live a life.

back in the eighties it was 38to the £,since then i have seen,60, 90+,67,57,now 48,what makes me sceptical is when the £ against the euro and $ goes up but against the baht it goes down,could it be evil spirits at work

Sure is evil, how much less you get for your money. My problem was first arriving in Thailand in 2005 and getting used to those prices. Nowt I can do about it so i'll stop moaning now.

Trust me, no female who is anything close to being sane would enter into a relationship with the type of individual I am referring to just out of pure love.

Thats an amusing peice of writing about imaginary people.

Where do you guys think the Pound is heading? It's heartbreaking to see it under 50. I have bank slips here from 2006 showing an exchange rate of 79. Sob.

The words of wisdom on here are so inspiring and motivational. Thank you.

Remember, always take the advice from a total stranger on a message board, you know it makes sense.

I am now off to tell the missus we are not getting the house built now. If I don't post on here again then you can guess what has happened to me.

You started posting less than a month ago, and have posted more than 100 times.

:See ya!

Make that 3 weeks. I've copped a weeks ban already in that time

That gave me a giggle.

This dude is either a troll or severly deluded.

He thinks that at 20 years of age he is gonna rock up in Thailand and get a DJ slot in the top clubs. Dream on pal. I'm sure you'll be fighting off the white skinned hi-so's with a smelly stick. Not.

Do you realise how many other dreamers across the globe dream the same dreams?

You need a reputation and experience to DJ, which at 20 u aint got.

Maybe these guys enjoy "Stagnating." They may have everything close by, so why leave?

Maybe they cant leave? Do any of these guys have tags around their anckles? I saw a movie once where these people were forced to wear an anckle bracelet packed with explosives. If they ventured too far out of a certain area.......BANG.

I would not put it past some of these Thai ladies.

Thanks for the great replies chaps!!! Some good stuff to go on.

Have any of the more adventurous souls on TV ever travelled overland from Western Europe (UK) to LOS?

If so, what transport did you use and what route did you take? And did you make it in one peice?

I have decided I want to go overland for my next trip, Airplanes are for wimps. Any advice on the cheapest and safest way to go about this would be appreciated.

Cheers. :jap:

She has no feelings for you, she hates you. Get over it and move on.

Go to your local Sports shop.

Buy the most expensive pair of Running shoes they have.

Run, Run, and Run some more.

It's a world first, a female has been impregnated by a Falong. Doctors are puzzled, experts are frantically trying to work out what a falong is.

Nice post Lovelomsak.

I am a loner too, and i'm half your age. I got bored of hanging out in my group and just prefer to be alone.

THREE CHEERS FOR THE LONERS, HIP HIP etc etc LONERS ROCK BABY, YEAH! Being a loner is a bit strange for the Thais to comprehend though, I try explaing I like/want/need to be alone and they dont get it.

There is a lot of uncertainty about. I watch news channels all day and yesterday alot of people were saying the BOE will raise rates in August for sure.

I think we are in line for a couple of small rises this year, I hope!

No it's wrong and evil.

At the full moon party about 8 years ago something horrific happened to me which left me scared for life.

I think I will get banned if I talk about it but it involved a Ladyboy, Alcohol, Mushrooms etc, missing cash, boom boom and a green dishcharge out of my willy the next day.

Go to Cambo instead :jap:

If you ask nicely, with a big cheesy grin, i'm certain you will get it back :D:D

Message to Thaipauly.

Can you tell me why you dont want to see any Welsh teams in the Prem? Do you not like Welsh people?

Why dont you retire to a sleepy town on the south coast like Bournemouth or Eastbourne? The woman there a less cut-throat. In the summer you can sit on a deckchair by the beach and lick an ice cream with a Hankercheif over your head.

Maybe in the evening you could go to the Bingo hall, then a cup of Horlicks, a read, then bed.

Hotels are not expensive in PP as one poster said, in fact they are very cheap and great value for money, from $6 to $150 you can get what you want.