badasslucy

Satire is the right word. No hard-core alcoholic would ever find him/herself unprepared for such a thing. Lightweights, the whole lot, I'd say.

I took my training in Mexico.

TO: jfchandler. Thanks for pointing out my misstep, but I am glad i did that, because of the Consulate being my "buffer zone" I am glad you pointed me

in the right direction. That is very doable. The problem (if it is one at all) is that under the program DOJ will go to the extent of denying my existence. Thankfully

I have just received clearance for foreign residency under the US Dept. of Justice Title 18 of the Witness Protection Program.

My annual compensation far exceeds the retirement requirements of Thailand. Are the officials that be going to freak out

when they see the source of my "income" I will have a DOJ Clearance Certificate indicating no criminal wrong doing. Save the

wise-cracks for the bar, please.