JeremyBowskill

Went for another massage at the blind place today. There was a blind guy there with loads of tattoos, couldn't help but wonder why and how he chose them........ Maybe Carla can explain.

Blind massage my arse, its jiu jitsu and grappling of the highest order! Went for an hour and was put in heel hooks, leg locks, arm bars, neck cranks and even an omoplata! Thought at 1 stage he might try darce choke, a proper working over from a blind massure this will hurt for a day or 3.

someone said to me yesterday Liverpool without luis suarez would be religation fodder. Thoughts please and keep it clean.

hows this for instant Karma, gave someone 2 grand back yesterday that they left in my house and American Express ring today to say I can have my 6 grand back from my nicked travellers cheques 7 weeks ago.Happy days

Just brought 2 tickets to Elton John in Bangkok in December. But I have no idea why.........

has just finished mowing the lawn, I really hate this job not because its manual labour but because I sometimes decapitate frogs and make others homeless. I quite like the little fellas that live in the garden and its nothing personal but to keep snakes away u need short grass. While doing this task it got me thinking that this was maybe why most Americans paid Mexicans to mow thier lawn and thought I would take this chance to ask my young guru on all things Yankie Brandon Ryu if this is th...

whatever happened to the fake blind man playing accordion with dusty bin outside marks and sparks..........

quote of the day: There is no sushi in prison, unless you include dick......

anthony joshua won it my arse!

well as predicted the Thai bar b q was the best night of my life, it peaked on my 3rd beer when I realised u got the 3rd bottle free! I only wish they has wi fi so I could have kept u all updated on every mouthful!p.s Fred the kahzi was a winner too.

Joey Barton for pm, he needs a job and gets my vote!

What has a chocolate egg and a bunny got to do with the resurrection of Christ? when he rose from the tomb and rolled back that massive stone where there still some doubters in the crowd needing extra proof? and at this point did he think I know what will swing it pulling a bunny from my crown of thorns crapping chocolate eggs should do it....... must have missed that bit at sunday school and god knows I went often enough.

dam_n walked around the city with 2 odd shoes on again, I really am starting to look like the local nutter!

Walked round most of yesterday afternoon looking like a mental patient with odd shoes on! thought people were looking at me even stranger than normal.

After a week on the khazi I need a holiday!! how the hell can you get food poisoning when you eat veggie??? for the 8 years before I used to eat any old cax off of the street without so much as a problem, I have eaten maggots, grubs, centipeeds, crickets, beetles, squid, porcupine, snake, dog and even b b q rat without so much as even a blowback, then I went veggie for about 8 months and some lentils put me on the crapper for a week!! theres a lesson there somewhere but buggered if I can fin...

chael sonnen vs michael bisping battle of the big mouths and the biggest mouth won! Is always haapy to see Bisping lose even if it is to a complete arse like Sonnen.

there are many mysteries in life none bigger to me than the spicy squid man at the bottom of my road, 2 times a week I visit him and the price seems to change every time. Today it was 10 baht a squid 3 days ago it was 20 for the same squid, at first I thought it was racism but having listened to the prices he gives the Thai customers its not the case, so just what is it that makes a product like this go up or down by 100% in a week??? I will prolly never know all I can do is hope to find a p...

should I want less or work harder??? dilemma of the day for me......

More easy money made from gold, I love getting paid for sitting on my arris!