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randysavage

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  1. am i missing something or just as green as grass? why dont you pig farmers have your sows produce the piglets? then you would now there quality if only one of the piggeries on this forum produced there own piglets other farmers on here could buy them knowing there getting good quality, not wanting to rattle anyones cage is my idea pie in the sky

  2. what would a scrap metal dealer want with punctuation and spelling, that sort of trickery can get you into trouble with the tax man any way im off to meet some of my essex pals for a knees up in soi 7 oh and i dont force anybody to read my posts i do them out of boredom like now waiting for lucky to get some ice from the family mart

    Maybe your wife is reading your blog also,but I'm sure she will not be bored.

    my wife would love to read my posts but there written in english not issan and to be honest with you my real name is not randy savage believe it or not
  3. what would a scrap metal dealer want with punctuation and spelling, that sort of trickery can get you into trouble with the tax man any way im off to meet some of my essex pals for a knees up in soi 7 oh and i dont force anybody to read my posts i do them out of boredom like now waiting for lucky to get some ice from the family mart so if you dont like my posts yet still take the time to read them well the jokes on you mate still must be better than plane spotting or punctuation mistakes spotting on forums

    chok dee

  4. well its another day in paradise im sitting on the balcony with a cold one [beer that is] and watching the world go by, the motorbike taxis are are clapping there hands at anyone who walks by trying to drum up some work. Last night was a good one started off at the heartbeat bar they have a live band and some very pretty girls who love a chin wag so i had a few mig lights and then off for some balloon hunting. found a bar covered in balloons it was a girl called kois birthday plenty of dancing loads of thai food yadda yadda i then started to crave a bit of coyote dancing so off i goes to a bar on the 3 road and into a coyote style bar and got a little star struck with one of the dancers trying to tell myself just leave it mick youve got the beer goggles on, when this girl finishes her dance she plonks herself on the stool next to me and we get chatting and drinking turns out her name is lucky before i know it im dancing with lucky in the bamboo bar its tequila slammer time and i feel like a teenager again. end of the night get some food off a barrow pad ka pow moo and back to the hotel arrange to meet lucky later on. Now for the bad news my wife is trying to arrange for her surgically enhanced sister to chapparone me on my trip, now her sister is a bit to touchy feely for me as when shes drunk shes the biggest flirt ive met, im lucky theres a wedding going on in her sisters village that will keep her busy for a few days, now im as red blooded as any man and her sister would temp the devil himself but its a no no her sister has broke more hearts than valentino shes got a five bedroom pad paid for by a dutch guy who works in saudi and more plastic in her body than an airfix model. Right i know what im going to do im going to hua hin and as lucky my little coyote dancer said to me i know alot about bars mr mick im going to take her as my coyote dancer/property adviser that looks so good in hot pants the sooner im out of pattaya the sooner the mrs will calm down a bit.As for lucky im thinking of employing her and her little wiggle as a cashier in the bar as shes a clever girl when we first met she told me my name is lucky, GOOD LUCK GOOD property advice

    CHOK DEE KRAP

  5. what a night in soi cowboy im nursing a headache and im sweating like a pig even though khun o the taxi driver taking me to pattaya has the air con on full blast and for a few extra baht hes pulling over to let me smoke a marlboro light good chap last nights little recce has shown me that a go go bar is a little gold mine after blowing close to 4000 bt still it was worth every penny dont think the wife will approve of me owning a go go bar met a nice girl called pancake and went to the disco under the grace hotel for a dance and some black russian cocktails boy could this little filly dance at 4 in the morning i put her in a cab and said good bye got myself 2 chicken kebabs and more marlboros then in to bed this is a nice hotel only thing missing is a balcony as i like to watch the sun come up with a southern comfort or a shot of coffee and brandy. dear janverbeem you like to shoot with a spencer rifle i like to shoot with an apple i phone so will try to keep you updated on my search for a hangover oops i mean bar well it looks like were having a ciggy break POM SHOP KHUN NIG NOI

    Hey, let me throw in some free punctuation marks for you,so you can use them next time you write a post.smile.png

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    meeeow you alley cat
  6. what a night in soi cowboy im nursing a headache and im sweating like a pig even though khun o the taxi driver taking me to pattaya has the air con on full blast and for a few extra baht hes pulling over to let me smoke a marlboro light good chap last nights little recce has shown me that a go go bar is a little gold mine after blowing close to 4000 bt still it was worth every penny dont think the wife will approve of me owning a go go bar met a nice girl called pancake and went to the disco under the grace hotel for a dance and some black russian cocktails boy could this little filly dance at 4 in the morning i put her in a cab and said good bye got myself 2 chicken kebabs and more marlboros then in to bed this is a nice hotel only thing missing is a balcony as i like to watch the sun come up with a southern comfort or a shot of coffee and brandy. dear janverbeem you like to shoot with a spencer rifle i like to shoot with an apple i phone so will try to keep you updated on my search for a hangover oops i mean bar well it looks like were having a ciggy break POM SHOP KHUN NIG NOI

  7. what would get you into a bar would it be good looking girls and a cold beer or would it be pool tables and darts and good food, do you like a good band or is a disco better or that dreadfull karioke tell me what gets you into a bar

  8. im at heathrow waiting to board the a380 to dubai then on to bangkok, cash on the hip ready for a bit of bar buying the wife has to stay in england as we cant take the kids out of school and my partner is looking after the firm while ive got a 3 week pass going to start off my search in the nana plaza in bangkok if any one wants to meet for a beer ill be staying at the grace hotel then further reasearch in pattaya ill base myself in the buffalow bar on 3 road opp soi linki to top up my research to see if coyote dancing is the real deal then rent a pick up and off to hua hin to look at a couple of bars then finally off to khon kaen to see the now famous go bar and a couple of others that are up for sale then back to bangkok to get ready to fly home if all goes well i could be up and running in the next few months

  9. seems to be working in bangkok in hui hin and pattaya even in korat your a fine one to have a go at me then advertise guns i think your sort of guy that would of told the thais centuries ago theres no future in rice, oops gun go off on your foot janverbeem.

  10. @uck me some of you posters would give a paracetamol a headache with your general naysaying do some of you posters come complete with a set of razor blades and a noose, on the internet your harder to spot but in public your easy to spot as theres allways a rain cloud above your head thats thundering and lightning and you run around in circles telling everyone that will listen YOU DONT WANNA DO IT LIKE THAT YOU WANNA DO IT LIKE THIS, now before the idea for a bar i thought about a pig farm but i know sweet fa about pigs oh sorry i know one thing and it relates to lipstick, i even thought about a turkey farm as i know a bit about them, they dont like xmas and there that clever that a few of them can use a pc and hang out in the issan forum,.

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  11. what are you on about walking man i was asking if the bar was busy or if the owner was in bad health or was cash strapped it doesnt matter if a beer costs 1 bt or a 1000 bt if theres no one using the bar its pretty much like good looking bar girl in high season f@@ked. please will some of you guys wear a hat when your out in the sun or leave the hooch alone,

  12. oh it breaks my heart to see the pound is so low against the thai baht i can remember the giddy heights of 70bt to a pound 3 to 4 years ago, or the asian crisis a decade ago when for a short while you could get nearly 90bt to a pound. i keep reading in the papers that the thai goverment might cut intrest rates which would improve the exchange rate but nothing has happened yet. oh how i crave a strong pound so i can get more bang for my bucks abroad

  13. firstly i live in korat province a place called prathai if you use route master it says 77 miles 1 hour and 40 mins so following number 2 road i can do it in 1 hour 30 mins or less depending on how many lorries are on the road. secondly i did research the bar on the net how did i know it was for sale if i had not i tried trip adviser and google.

    now all i wanted was for some input from people local to the bar. the reason for buying a farang bar was to have a bit of company with fellow farangs instead of counting teeth in the village plus id ave the perfect excuse to have a beer, if the bar pays for it self and my regular slurp ill be happy maybe theres a pool league or darts in khon kaen i can get involved in dont get me wrong i like a little bit of village life but not all the time. come on lads wheres the spirit you have to take a chance now and then and as for the price of the bar if i pay 50 satang or 50 million baht it would of cost you zilch and people who live in khon kaen would have another watering hole that wouldnt be turned into a knocking shop but would have attractive bar staff because that is what gets me into a pub back home oh and roast tatties on the bar on a sunday chok dee

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  14. nocturn i have been coming to thailand for over 15 years i have a thai wife and 2 children we have a house in korat i have a buisness in england that im looking to sell to my buisness partner as ive had enough the bar would be a hobby for me and would keep the wife busy we live just off the 2 motorway we are about an hour and a half if the traffic is good from khon kaen, i could send my pal from saraburi to have a look but i didnt want to put him out i thought id ask the old wise heads on here

  15. street cowboy you have to be from the indian sub continent or from eastern europe to get any type of accomadation in glasgow plus i hear chernobyl property rices have outstripped glasgows

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  16. please calm down dears im only asking for help from people who live in khon kean im not asking anyone to invest in anything i was only asking for help frick me you are a suspicious lot on here must be all that good living rotting your brains, the price of the bar is or was 600,000 hardly a kings ransom but its been reduced to 550,000 i checked it to day in the classifieds on another site which led me to ask on this site if anybody had been in the bar or know of the bar,what i really wanted to know is if the guy is struggling for money or if hes got health problems and needs to sell or is it a loss making venture. as i said before its not cost me a satang so far and to be honest the replies ive had have made me laugh

  17. dear nocturn i havent parted with one satang yet but i have learned a lesson this forum is for mickey taking and general naysaying. i was hoping i would get comments like i pass this bar everyday and its allways empty or its allways full, or people might know the owner and say hes having a hard time and needs the cash or say its nothing but trouble the police are allways there. now what would say on here if i did just up sticks and go and look at the bar youd say you shouldve researched it first because if i just upped sticks and went id be 3 to 4 grand £ down

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