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Almost comedy like.

I'm not British and jealous as hell coming from a poxy country with no culture and will start threads comparing the UK with anything ridiculous because they're a complete and utter moron brigade.

Why do you people always have to convert to foreign currency? This is Thailand. People get paid in Thai baht and pay in Thai baht.

To give it a sense of value. I always have done and always will do.

I just have to grin and accept it.

So should the OP.

Starbucks is a cheap charlie free zone. It's a pleasant environment to get away from the 'riff raff' for an hour, have a nice cup of coffee and read what's going on in the real world.

- Pai nai (where r u going)

on the way there, them> "Pai nai"

you, "7/11"

on the way back, them again " Pai nai"

you "baan"

and so the cycle continues sometimes 2 or 3 times in a day.

They say the reason why dogs howl at night here is because they are looking at ghosts, what a load of <deleted>.

Balloon chasers.

Someone who always tries to skip paying for a round.

Relentless bargain hunters for things like razors and shampoo.

Someone who tells you not to buy property here because they can't and jealous.

Someone who slags off all makes and models of cars here in Thailand because they can't afford one.

And to top it all these exact type of folk will say what was the point in you coming here if you don't eat Thai food? Because I got a choice that's why now fo!

A few dots short of a dice.

Can anyone give me insights/tips into what to expect there ?

Expect plenty of this.

AKA Joy Nash. She doesn't seem to traumatised by her ordeal. She has a number of nutty video's on Youtube and appears to be a self centred attention seeker.

It disgusts me that scum like this woman are able to profit out of their stay in prison. Get up on tv spout off a sob story and lie about what happened and get fame and cash in return.

lol at getting angry with the actress that played the smuggler.

At least the Russian women don't have dicks.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the Dads Army Songkran Haters joined up in full force armed with water pistols, knobbly knees and wellies to seek "payback" for making 10 days of their lives miserable every year in Pattaya. They could plan calculated water attacks on the very people that make their lives hell and you never know there might be the odd smile or two, now there's a thought.

I don't think you quite understand the deal. Songkran haters have either left the country, or they're relaxing at home. You're either a newbie and haven't had enough yet, or you're a very easily amused drunk. Most normal people find a day or two of playing with water sufficient. Even the Thai residents can't stand the ongoing onslaught when they're trying to go about their daily business. If you get your head out of your bottle you may notice that.

Most normal people do not suffer from problematic internet use which is a clinical disorder requiring treatment.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the Dads Army Songkran Haters joined up in full force armed with water pistols, knobbly knees and wellies to seek "payback" for making 10 days of their lives miserable every year in Pattaya. They could plan calculated water attacks on the very people that make their lives hell and you never know there might be the odd smile or two, now there's a thought.

Yep listen to advice from folk that haven't even made the move yet themselves.

The poor guy is laying in a pool of blood and the security guy is watching TV.

Geckos are your friend.

Don't Chinese also have a gene for being better at Mathematics? Russians a gene for being better at chess?

And Thais for Connect 4.

Ha ha ha ha someone hasnt taken there meds!! Have been in I.T my whole life and you really should find things out for ya self than rely on misinformation google could care less about you as a person they care about providing ads that you click on at your free will that the advertiser gets charged for!!! Thankyou for the laugh truly haven't laughed so hard in a long time

You really need to try and get out more.

Don't hesitate to take your wife to some of the bars at Soi Cowboy. Preferably a place with a good show (Long gun).

She may resist for one moment, but don't take it seriously: women love this stuff. She can't go there with a friend or alone, obviously. So you can give her a special experience she can later talk about.

I have done it with many "good" girls from Thailand and other countries, and they were all quite excited and found it a real experience. And the bars there are totally harmless.

Completely agree.

Heinz BB are now down to 83 baht since they are canned in NZ..Have seen them in Makro, Villa and Foodland Pattaya, would think BKK must be the same

With Brook at 35 Baht and Heinz at (even) 83 Baht, I have learned to live without Heinz.

It's a pity life has become that bad for you.

This one is hilarious whoever posted it...

Farang - my wife is dumb as dirt, but she can suck the Chrome of a trailer hitch.

Exchanging nationalities like becoming a Thai from a Brit is like playing for Man Utd then giving that up and playing for Acriton Stanley.

I've heard the Thais say it many many times but only at Songkran when the miserable old farts start their yearly torrent of abuse when getting wet.

Personally I think its an inferiority complex with some indivduals and a desperate need to be accepted.

Same as the complete <deleted> that relentlessly point out that you need a work permit to do that. What f'ing business is it of their? nob eds 100%.