samsiam

My kids larf at syringes...

Whose arse do you have to pound to get free beer in Bangkok ??

I could be after some of that...

What's your question?

Where's the booze stamps.

Sure will keep my promises. Not sure I'll be in bkk on that date, but will arrange it for you, promise!

How many are you?

Two plus our lovely girlfriends.

I haven't forgotten my offer either george....but you will have to collect that in person...

Sounds kinky...

Depends if you think you deserve it more than your own children.

Mine and missus have the same as me, international..

It is also not just about health and getting sick...for healthy children....it is more about an accident and if you drive here, or take taxis, or buses or anything...there is an accident waiting to happen

I would like to know that if in the event that both my wife and I were unable to make a decision because of an accident, then the kids also in the accident would be taken for the best possible emergency care.

Is she anyones nanna ??

Ducks are lower to the ground than chickens also.

Too right....they say change is as good as a holiday

Whats your favourite food ??

I love duck....the thought of wringing its neck, shoving my hand ups its posterior and pulling the innards out and flinging them for the dog to eat....plucking the feathers and then slowly roasting its arse over searing hot coals.

I used to love going duck shooting with my Dad.....

What about the rabbits you run over at 10kph ??

Thais taught him to drive.

Id love to see a partner face, after he was to tell me that he was going to go along for a ball massage and its all purely non-sexual. Id say sure babe, sounds great, funny you should say that, cuz im popping down to this buff Thai guys massage place on soi 555, he specializes in clit massage....

So if your husband liked to watch....would it be such an issue ??

And the hint here is that you are going to a buffed guys place....whereas he is going for a legit medical procedure for health benefits....and the technician is old and ugly.....strong finger but...

So you should be ashamed of yourself.

Id love to see a partner face, after he was to tell me that he was going to go along for a ball massage and its all purely non-sexual. Id say sure babe, sounds great, funny you should say that, cuz im popping down to this buff Thai guys massage place on soi 555, he specializes in clit massage....

So if your husband liked to watch....would it be such an issue ??

And the hint here is that you are going to a buffed guys place....whereas he is going for a legit medical procedure for health benefits....and the technician is old and ugly.....strong finger but...

So you should be ashamed of yourself.

Though labia massage would be a closer comparison.

Depends if its a ball massage then the female equivalent would be an ovary massage and some females have the remnants of a prostate, its usually called the G spot. These are the women that squirt.

Squirt. Schmirt. The MALE orgasm is a myth ...

Yes, some males that cannot get it up anymore end up feeling like this.

I like benders.

She said clit......

Did the Earth move....or was it just me ??

Had a monkey on my back the other day....he would not get off even for a banana.

why you do?

Shit's n giggles.

The best thing about being a guest...is that you can leave any time and you dun have to clean the toilet.

I bet the boys were on the turps and just havin a lark...

Samsiam

I hope your wife never reads TV mate. After the swimming incident and your proposed "health massage", you could well never need such a massage again if she does. There could be some very happy ducks swimming in your river after feeding time - so you might want to hide the kitchen knives for a while

She might tag along.

Farangs are bigger.

Obesity is a global problem now. Lots of big men in Thailand too.

I blame Americans and their cheese burgers.

I agree....Macdonalds and kfc....the septics have a lot to answer to, besides all the other global problems they are responsible for....oh and that little financial hiccup.

A ladyboy told me he loves me, what should I do ?

Tell it you don't have much money.

Did you set out to use the word 'it' intentionally or was that just a lapse in concentration, either one, it's not nice and quite demeaning, an inanimate object can be an it, but a person is always a person.

That should be on a hallmark greeting card.

What is your understanding of the term 'friend'?

Someone who likes you for being you, someone who spends time with you without expecting a ROI, not someone who sees you as a potential future resource.

A friend of mine grabbed my penis in a bar once....he used it as an example of friendship.

I was not shocked cos I was drunk....and doing a puppetry of the penis impression......sailing ship from memory.