AnnaBanana

It sounds like you've "gone to the dogs" in every conceivable sense of the term.

You are making it sound like Maxwell is doing "hard time", which is anything but the truth. The low-security Federal Correctional Institution in Tallahassee certainly qualifies as a Club Fed for well-behaved inmates. The Zoukis Consultation Group which specializes in prepping people for federal prison life has listed minimal restrictions on phone calls and visitors. Movies, yoga, Pilates, educational classes, and even participation in a "prison talent show" will be available to her. Considering who she works for, she won't be there too much longer. You can bet the ranch (or the kibbutz) on that.

Why should she? Livin' it up at Club Fed, such a lovely place, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

"Until she smiles..." That's a graphic example of the "One-drop rule" that was on the law books of many states until 1967 to prevent miscegenation.

For many, it is the comforting sound of Nanny chiming in.

"Sniffies"... that sounds more like what the dog walkers would be dealing with.

How could a person be found guilty of consuming drugs while being acquitted of possessing them prior to consumption? Was she being force-fed?

Getting to look more like Mom all the time... and Harry getting to look more like Dad.

"Congo Fever"... has a new name for an old disease just been coined? Spike Lee, with his "Jungle Fever" should be contemplating litigation.

Spot on. In the US that syndrome could be summed up by the question: "Do turkeys vote for Thanksgiving?"

All the ingredients ready to make a really stinking gumbo. I hope plenty of vids are produced... it will be comedy gold.

That remains to be seen, and will insure continued interest in this case until it is resolved one way or another.

Go for it Gustavo! Let it spread throughout low-life Latin America in the same way that London's 18th century "Gin Craze" culled the proles. "Drunk for a penny - dead drunk for tuppence - clean straw for nothing."

"Sleaze-by-the-Sea" has always been my favorite.

Lock the creep up.