jellydog

De Jong doesn't want to come. The Frenchie kid's mom agent is asking for an absurd wage packet. So United target Casemiro at Real Madrid. RM have him under contract for years and he is playing CL football for RM who are arguably the best team in the world. This guy wants to come to woeful Man United? It looks like United still haven't fully accepted their need to clean house and forget about being a contender for the near future.

I see Chelsea are after Anthony Gordon of Everton. He's the worst diver/simulator in the league. Even worse than Richarlison! I'd like you to put a stop to this, Keef.

Yo BBob, whaddaya say to giving us the trophy now?

Paul Tierney shaved his head hoping nobody would recognize him from last season. Oops, Darwin just sent off.

Maybe United could use some of this.

Fun that was!! Conte really got under Willy Wonka's skin.

As of 14:11 Saturday afternoon in Argentina Man United are dead last in the EPL table. Incredible they could be this bad but they are.

Bellingham! The kid is a beast.

He's a miserable looking character.

Filling in for the much missed Wilai, it seems Alcantara will miss about 4 weeks with hammy knock.

Do you really want a 27 year old footballer with a history of behavior problems whose mother is his agent? Is he still hanging on to the titty or is the titty hanging on to him? Maybe both, and that ain't good.

Rabiot's agent is his mother.

Hey now!

Who's going down? Seems to me that Everton are going to finally run out of luck. Who else?